I went to a cigar bar and said "I need to buy my brother a present. Help!"
Some guy (who didn't even work there) that was about my brothers age/personality actually volunteered and explained it all to me. He kept me from buying some apparently "less than good and way over priced" ones. He said I made a good choice.
Re: At least I admit I'm stupid
That's good that you got some help. I always ask for help for that kind of stuff.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.