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MIL just laid the law down on DH

WithoutMelissaWithoutMelissa
in 3rd Trimester

She told DH on the phone just now "You know honey, semen induces labor... you should just take Melissa in the bedroom and have sex with her" Indifferent

bahahahaha.  Gee MIL, ready to meet your first grandchild or what?

 DH didn't know what to say.. but it made me giggle so much.

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  • aryandnicolearyandnicole
    lol
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  • TUSBride22TUSBride22 member
    He should've said, "You're right, I'll get right on that, gotta go!"
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  • React's GirlReact's Girl
    thats hysterical. I could totally seeing my MIL saying the same!
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  • GratefulGreensGratefulGreens
    Step-MIL says the same thing to us both on pretty much a daily basis (except in a gross way).  It's like, Ok lady, I KNOW already.  But she's really raunchy and uncouth about everything, so it's more annoying to me than anything.
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  • erbearerbear member
    ew.
    "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind." - Kurt Vonnegut
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  • Battlebaby09Battlebaby09
    This did make me laugh as well now I can't stop coughing. My DH says "semen induces labor" Well I guess I won't be getting sexy time anytime soon. 
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