"Apparently giving birth is a lot like taking a dump"

ecoppins · December 2009

For whatever reason, I have noticed that being pg means everyone tells you all the weirdest pg stories ever. That is what a coworker told me today about her sister who had 4 children already and was about as far along as I am. Her sister thought she had to take a dump and went into the bathroom and out came the baby into the toilet.

Of course my coworker told me this as I was walking to the bathroom...

Bill&Cheryl · December 2009

well isnt that wonderful...

Worcbride · December 2009

I've heard that one before

ABColeslaw · December 2009

reminds me of that episode of "I didn't know I was pregnant" when the lady went to the bathroom and had twins in the toilet and still didn't know she had given birth!

woolgathered · December 2009

Haha, this is what my own mother told me!

SLOmama · December 2009

People can be so stupid.

ecoppins · December 2009

I'm never sure if I should ask the veracity of the story. I mean really, I've been in labor, it really was hard to miss but then again after several maybe it is different.

alyssa7 · December 2009

Makes me wonder just how hard this woman was pushing on the toilet. Huh?

Kiki-licioius · December 2009

woolgathered:
Haha, this is what my own mother told me!

This and honestly she was right. That's how it felt when I had DD1. Of course I didn't have my DD in the toilet but I do remember telling the nurse I had to use the bathroom and she went and got the Dr, sure enough it was time to push.

proudarmywife08 · December 2009

alyssa7:
Makes me wonder just how hard this woman was pushing on the toilet.

^^This

I pushed way harder to get DD out than I ever did to go to the bathroom!

ecoppins · December 2009

alyssa7:
Makes me wonder just how hard this woman was pushing on the toilet.

lmao!

northernkate · December 2009

I'm wondering if these people eat enough fiber. I don't think I could confuse the two.

A few of my friends have taken a dump WHILE giving birth...

dupe · December 2009

Thats how I knew it was time. It felt like I had to go and I couldnt hold it. I have problems going to the bathroom....it felt like that for me. LOL sorry if that was a little tmi.

Worcbride · December 2009

Kiki-licioius:

woolgathered:
Haha, this is what my own mother told me!

This and honestly she was right. That's how it felt when I had DD1. Of course I didn't have my DD in the toilet but I do remember telling the nurse I had to use the bathroom and she went and got the Dr, sure enough it was time to push.

my cousin said her 1st symptom of labor was feeling like she had to go to the bathroom but couldnt