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jennifer_h_rn
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What is your current Facebook status?
jennifer_h_rn
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Copy and paste it!
Mine is kind of biitchy, but I'd had enough of some people. This is kind of my last move before just hiding them.
Jennifer wishes people would quit their daily efforts to sound like poets in their status updates! It makes them seem phony, not wise... and it's annoying!
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Re: What is your current Facebook status?
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2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
Mine is from last Friday:
Melissa drank too much wine tonight
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
Hey, love! How are you? It seems so strange that you're not on Facebook! lol
Cooper+Evie=Soulmates
I better watch out, or someone will e-spank me!
Born 7lb, 15oz, 21-1/4, 2 mo - 12lbs, 14oz. 25", 3mo - 14lb, 4oz 26in , 4 mo - 16lb, 1oz, 26 3/4 in, 5 mo 18 lb, 4oz 27-3/4 in, 6 mo 28 3/4 in 19lb, 14oz
Okay, in my defense, there were a few glasses of wine that went into this status update. And this stupid song is farking catchy. And the phrase "cakeballs!" is funny.
"Ambrandau2 puts her hands up, they're playing her song, and she knows she gonna be okay...Cakeballs, that's a catchy one."
No amount of alcohol is a defense for quoting a Miley Cyrus song? Yeah, I have to accept that. :::facepalm in shame:::
I am in a fantastic mood, actually. After yesterday's good news, and the fact that I only have to work 6 more days in 2009, I am humming along! How about you, besides the friends on Facebook situation?
DH just made fun of me for mine:
"Atlanta's supposed to get snow on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day! YAY!!!"
I know, I'm a dork/stupid. I get excited over snow that doesn't stick to the ground.
*slap* does a naughty spank count?
im not on facebook either. i dont care for the high school drama.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
That counts!
::high fives T.G. for resisting the Facebook too::
j_luvs_r "wants to cry. :-("
I got three hours of sleep and the day from hell ahead of me.
I am not on Facebook. I was never on Myspace, either. When Facebook goes the way of Myspace, I will also not be on whatever follows it.
Booooo!
Cooper+Evie=Soulmates
i HAD myspace and it got DD'd. then i refused to start facebook because of the drama that myspace had.
IVF#3 brought us our miracle baby girl on June 26, 2012
I'm good... the Facebook thing doesn't bother me that much personally, just on FB. I'm jealous of your work load! I'm working tonight, and the two following nights. So I will need to nap today!
Mine is very bitchy, I'm still at a loss on what to do and it well over 13 weeks.
"I'm so fing pissed my photographer still hasn't got me my photos and now shes ignoring me! I don't know what to do, if I sue I might not ever get my pics same with if I hunt her down. I'm so mad I'm leaning toward hunting her down then suing her."
"Go Hoos! National soccer champs!"
My school, Univ of Virginia, beat Akron on Sunday to win the men's NCAA national soccer championship.
Too funny . . . Mine is I am so tired I want to cry. I feel your pain . . . I'm going on 3 hours of sleep and I have 2 trainings to conduct today. EEEEK!
"Danielle just baked oatmeal raisin cookies. Jessi, there's plenty for you! Hop on a plane!"
Edited for typo.
off to see Jerry @TheFunnyStop!
Not that interesting, but one of my friends from grade school is trying his hand at stand up comedy, so I wanted to be supportive. He did really well!
MIne is something to the affect of
WTF Phillies Did cliff lee not pitch well enough this year?
Helene Happy Birthday Daddy. I'm thinking of you today.
(my father passed away last year)
"In MA visiting the In-Laws"
May be bumping alot for the next week
Cassie is at work then EmD Christmas party!
Here is what mine says: I think my husband is going to kill the lady from xbox because she doesnt understand that his xbox keeps freezing on him.