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RileyGraceRileyGrace member
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favorite or funniest sayings.

For example:  I'm sweating like a whore in church.

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
    "That will go over like a fart in church." It always makes me laugh.
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  • RileyGraceRileyGrace member
    I'm busier then a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.
    dx PCOS on Metformin
    LO#1 - 19 cycles, 3 IUIs, 1 m/c, gonal-f, ganirelix, ovidrel, progesterone
    Totally worth the wait!
    Getting ready for #2
    Back on Met, PCOS diet, prepping for treatments 1/12

    Good luck to the wonderful ladies of 3T
    Always cheering on my girls Gymnst1013 & MrsJohns
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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member

    (when I'm leaving somewhere)

    Well, I'm off like a prom dress. 

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  • jessalynn221jessalynn221
    in college my roommate would always say she was "pure as the driven snow"
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  • heathercaraheathercara

    Queerer than a two dollar bill :)

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  • chuleysnacketychuleysnackety

    (when I'm scared)

    Well, I just sh&^%t a pickle..

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  • CatherineKDCatherineKD

    when I'm annoyed...

    "well that really grinds my gears"

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  • gymnst1013gymnst1013 member
    I can't think of any off the top of my head but I'm enjoying reading all of yours :)
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  • MissNikki007MissNikki007 member

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

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  • chuleysnacketychuleysnackety
    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

    WOOHOOAHAHAHAAHAA! good one,, can I borrow ?

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  • MSC03MSC03 member
    My coworker says things are "the cat's asss" instead of the bee's knees. Gets me every time.
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  • future_mrs.lambdinfuture_mrs.lambdin member

    imageflgirl79:
    When my mom gets mad, she says, "Well, that just frosts my cupcakes."

    ::gigglesnort:: Seriously, I just snorted. And I just realized how funny the word "snort" sounds. Hm...

    ETA: I forgot to answer the OP, my apologies. DH once told me that gas was "going up and down like a $2 hooker." I about died.

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  • MissNikki007MissNikki007 member
    imagechuleysnackety:
    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

    WOOHOOAHAHAHAAHAA! good one,, can I borrow ?

    Certainly. :)
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  • eab3093eab3093

    I'm colder than a witch's t i t t y.

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    I'm finer than frog hair split four ways.

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  • kelliejeannekelliejeanne
    I quite enjoy the term clusterf**k.
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  • ondjimaondjima member
    When my mom gets really angry she says "I am so angry right now you could boil an egg in my asss"
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  • j_luvs_rj_luvs_r member
    My favorite saying doesn't actually get a lot of use because in most company it would probably be frowned upon, but I say it in my head a lot when someone screws me over..."Fvck me gently with a chainsaw."  Bonus points for anyone who can name the movie that I stole this charming little phrase from.  Big Smile
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  • kofmkgkofmkg member

    If I'm in a bad mood, my mom asks me, "who yanked the string on your tampon?"

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  • mchupiemchupie member
    My Mom says "heavens to mergetroid!" when she is stressed.  It is sooo weird and I've never really understood what it means, but it cracks me up everytime.
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  • Suebee8Suebee8 member
    One that my dad uses all the time is "six of one, half dozen the other"
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    IVF#3 brought us our miracle baby girl on June 26, 2012

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  • DaniLovesPinkDaniLovesPink member

    I have a few:

    "It's colder than a well digger's ass."

    "Since you were knee-high to a grasshopper."

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  • MSC03MSC03 member

    imagej_luvs_r:
    My favorite saying doesn't actually get a lot of use because in most company it would probably be frowned upon, but I say it in my head a lot when someone screws me over..."Fvck me gently with a chainsaw."  Bonus points for anyone who can name the movie that I stole this charming little phrase from.  Big Smile

    Wasn't that Heathers?

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  • canthardlywait426canthardlywait426
    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

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  • OceanBreeze1OceanBreeze1 member

    imageRileyGrace:
    I'm busier then a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.

    ::giggle::

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    imagemchupie:
    My Mom says "heavens to mergetroid!" when she is stressed.  It is sooo weird and I've never really understood what it means, but it cracks me up everytime.

    DH says that too. Wasn't it Marvin the Martian or something?

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  • Omega20Omega20

    "More worthless than a hind tit on a boar hog."

    My Mom has always said this.  Guess the last nipple on a hog doesn't produce milk?? 

     

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    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    imagemchupie:
    My Mom says "heavens to mergetroid!" when she is stressed.  It is sooo weird and I've never really understood what it means, but it cracks me up everytime.

    DH says that too. Wasn't it Marvin the Martian or something?

    Snagglepuss!!!!

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    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    imagej_luvs_r:
    My favorite saying doesn't actually get a lot of use because in most company it would probably be frowned upon, but I say it in my head a lot when someone screws me over..."Fvck me gently with a chainsaw."  Bonus points for anyone who can name the movie that I stole this charming little phrase from.  Big Smile

    Wasn't that Heathers?

    Dingdingding!  Yes ma'am.  One of my all time favorite movies.  I love Christian Slater.

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    imagej_luvs_r:
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    imagej_luvs_r:
    My favorite saying doesn't actually get a lot of use because in most company it would probably be frowned upon, but I say it in my head a lot when someone screws me over..."Fvck me gently with a chainsaw."  Bonus points for anyone who can name the movie that I stole this charming little phrase from.  Big Smile

    Wasn't that Heathers?

    Dingdingding!  Yes ma'am.  One of my all time favorite movies.  I love Christian Slater.

    I know my 80s movies. I specialize in John Hughes films, though.

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  • RileyGraceRileyGrace member
    imagekofmkg:

    If I'm in a bad mood, my mom asks me, "who yanked the string on your tampon?"

    ::gigglesnort::

    dx PCOS on Metformin
    LO#1 - 19 cycles, 3 IUIs, 1 m/c, gonal-f, ganirelix, ovidrel, progesterone
    Totally worth the wait!
    Getting ready for #2
    Back on Met, PCOS diet, prepping for treatments 1/12

    Good luck to the wonderful ladies of 3T
    Always cheering on my girls Gymnst1013 & MrsJohns
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    One that my dad uses all the time is "six of one, half dozen the other"

    DH always makes fun of me because I'm constantly getting this wrong--"six and a half one, half dozen the other", "six in one, dozen the other", etc.

    When I agree with someone, I always say "you bet your bottom dollar".  Dumb, I know, but I just can't stop saying it!

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  • MichelleB08MichelleB08

    Instead of "whatever makes you happy" my dad says "whatever blows your skirt up!".  He is a classy guy.

     

     

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    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

    Nikki, get out of my head! I always say Im bleeding like a stuck pig!

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  • mrs. weber on 8/26/07!!mrs. weber on 8/26/07!!
    "It's so hot out here.... I'm sweating more than R Kelly at a Girl Scout Meeting" Smile
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  • MissNikki007MissNikki007 member
    imagecanthardlywait426:
    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

    Nikki, get out of my head! I always say Im bleeding like a stuck pig!

    Hee hee. As much as I've been there lately, I may need to have my mail forwarded.
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  • LadyXaverianLadyXaverian member

    When someone isn't paying attention:

    It's like talking to a road cone.

    (We have a lot of road construction in East Tennessee, what can I say? lol) 

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  • gymnst1013gymnst1013 member

    Haha - OK, I just read this over on first tri and I like it!

    "As serious as tacos in Mexico"

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  • Emmerjill21Emmerjill21 member

    When some one asks "What time is it?". I like to respond with:
    Time for all fools to die, don't you feel sick.

     

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  • kkghottykkghotty member
    "Its hotter than a whore house on nickel night."
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    imageMissNikki007:

    When I have my period, I always say "I'm bleeding like a slaughtered hog."

    My new fave is, "That made me Tiger's wife mad."

    Nikki, get out of my head! I always say Im bleeding like a stuck pig!

    Hee hee. As much as I've been there lately, I may need to have my mail forwarded.

    No joke! Where shall I send it?!?!

    Is it dusty up there? Hear any crickets?!

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