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All "Nasty" Bumpies plz come in...

orion09orion09
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please share stories... do's and don'ts.... i need new ideas!

i'll start.. DH and I have been creating "coupons" for sexual favors that have to be redeemed by the end of the night.

 

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  • BengalBelleBengalBelle member
    Dirty Dice = fun
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  • Deirdre18Deirdre18
    I am giving DH a coupon book for Christmas!!
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  • SoonToBeTaborSoonToBeTabor

    Sometime, if no one is home, we clean naked.

    There is nothing sexier then a naked man folding laundry

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  • MrsBattyMrsBatty
    Here's one from college.  DO NOT pour beer down there ... this girl forgot that beer has tons of YEAST in it and got a NASTY yeast infection. yep, I'm NASTY !  ;)
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  • BitterOldHagBitterOldHag

    the 15 min overlap nap = quickie time on the weekend. every time.

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  • sam19sam19 member
    Ball gag, handcuffs, blind fold, and a feather.
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  • Heather & NaytHeather & Nayt member
    We make bets on things (football games, card games just about anything) and the loser is at the winners mercy!! :) it gets interesting, expecially when i win on a football game he was sure of!! I also like to "suprise" him when he least expects it!! GL I like the coupon idea... might have to try that!
    Diabetic, 2IF, PCOS; blessed beyond words to be called "mommy" to Drew (6/30/09) and Alynn (5/16/11).
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  • MrsBattyMrsBatty

    imagesam19:
    Ball gag, handcuffs, blind fold, and a feather.

    holy crap sam!  lol ... 

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  • orion09orion09

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

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  • Heather & NaytHeather & Nayt member
    imageSoonToBeTabor:

    Sometime, if no one is home, we clean naked.

    There is nothing sexier then a naked man folding laundry

    nice to know we arent the only ones!! its great! lol

    Diabetic, 2IF, PCOS; blessed beyond words to be called "mommy" to Drew (6/30/09) and Alynn (5/16/11).
    Parenting author for Women of Worth. Mom Blogger and photographer.

     Andrew David: mixed receptive/expressive language phonological disorder, sensory processing disorder, Disruptive Behavior disorder-nos and insomnia.


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  • orion09orion09
    imageMrsBatty:

    imagesam19:
    Ball gag, handcuffs, blind fold, and a feather.

    holy crap sam!  lol ... 

    oh dear. do i want to know what a "ball gag" is?

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  • StellerbelStellerbel member

    Toys are always nice, I love my husband cooks nakey with just an apron on... half the time we don't eat dinner.

     

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  • BengalBelleBengalBelle member
    imageorion09:

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

    Who said you have to use your hands to rub someone's face?  Or furthermore, to tickle their back?

     

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  • SoonToBeTaborSoonToBeTabor

    imageMrsBatty:
    Here's one from college.  DO NOT pour beer down there ... this girl forgot that beer has tons of YEAST in it and got a NASTY yeast infection. yep, I'm NASTY !  ;)

    Oh no!

     

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  • Jen&Joe06Jen&Joe06 member
    imageSoonToBeTabor:

    Sometime, if no one is home, we clean naked.

    There is nothing sexier then a naked man folding laundry

    Just don't cook bacon :)

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  • orion09orion09
    imageBengalBelle:
    imageorion09:

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

    Who said you have to use your hands to rub someone's face?  Or furthermore, to tickle their back?

     

    hmmmm.. you are correct. I was being too narrow minded. Thank you for helping me to see the color in my black and white world. ::bows down at your feet::  lol ...Big Smile

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  • SoonToBeTaborSoonToBeTabor
    imageBengalBelle:
    imageorion09:

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

    Who said you have to use your hands to rub someone's face?  Or furthermore, to tickle their back?

     

    ::dies::

    Im pretty sure this means he rubs his face in your vagina....juuuust sayin

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  • MrsBattyMrsBatty
    imageSoonToBeTabor:

    imageMrsBatty:
    Here's one from college.  DO NOT pour beer down there ... this girl forgot that beer has tons of YEAST in it and got a NASTY yeast infection. yep, I'm NASTY !  ;)

    Oh no!

     

    uh huh ... it wasn't my idea, but I went with it  ...  felt kinda cool for a minute... man did I pay the next day.  :( 

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  • BengalBelleBengalBelle member
    imageSoonToBeTabor:
    imageBengalBelle:
    imageorion09:

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

    Who said you have to use your hands to rub someone's face?  Or furthermore, to tickle their back?

     

    ::dies::

    Im pretty sure this means he rubs his face in your vagina....juuuust sayin

    I was going with boobs in face.  Your way works much better.  I shall now bow down at your feet!
     

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  • MiaVonTMiaVonT

    Role Play - oh the endless possibilities! "DH you ARE my b!tch!"

    Board Games (usually only fun once) 

    Toys

    "Tit for Tat" (no pun intended)

     

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  • WaitingForMyMiracleWaitingForMyMiracle
    imageJen&Joe06:
    imageSoonToBeTabor:

    Sometime, if no one is home, we clean naked.

    There is nothing sexier then a naked man folding laundry

    Just don't cook bacon :)

    ::snort::

    Our secret? It's called Making Whoopie. Some kind of menthol cream that makes you tingle and smell tasty. DH told me that I tasted like cake. Score!

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  • madameladauphinemadameladauphine member

    Two words: anal beads

    ::blushes::

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  • orion09orion09
    imageBengalBelle:
    imageSoonToBeTabor:
    imageBengalBelle:
    imageorion09:

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

     i have some but they alway land on something stupid when its my turn like "tickle & back" or "rub & face" Huh?

    Who said you have to use your hands to rub someone's face?  Or furthermore, to tickle their back?

     

    ::dies::

    Im pretty sure this means he rubs his face in your vagina....juuuust sayin

    I was going with boobs in face.  Your way works much better.  I shall now bow down at your feet!
     

    thats what i thought it meant.. and DH will "motor boat" and its not sexy...thats why i included that one in my lame examples.. but i too shall now bow down to Tabor!

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  • sandyk51306sandyk51306 member
    FYI, if you use chocolate frosting, use it sparingly. My DH put some on his ______, but he put waaaay too much and it was too sweet and yucky. I felt sick.
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  • jk09uhed89jk09uhed89
    imageJen&Joe06:
    imageSoonToBeTabor:

    Sometime, if no one is home, we clean naked.

    There is nothing sexier then a naked man folding laundry

    Just don't cook bacon :)

    this made me bust out laughing! now my boss is giving me the side eye...

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  • RedQueen82RedQueen82 member

    imageBengalBelle:
    Dirty Dice = fun

    ITA

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