A thread of gross kid foods (post your finds)

mrs.a.butler · October 2009

Can we say..ew?

Earwax Snacks (Sample picture below!)

Ingredients:

Mini marshmallows
Peanut butter
Cotton swabs

Directions:

Break of the cotton part of the swabs and throw the cotton part away (however many you want to make).
Place a mini marshmallow on each end of the stick.
Dip or spread mini marshmallows with peanut butter and set out on a plate with some regular cotton swabs for decoration. ENJOY!

mommy2b08 · October 2009

That is positively disgusting, wifey!

Dobie_Mama · October 2009

That is so friggin' gross! I don't know if I even want to try to top that. Ick!

mommy2b08 · October 2009

Kitty Litter Cake

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new Pooper Scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using 5. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.) Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

crackerjackprinter · October 2009

OMG I'm loving this stuff! How perfect would that kitty litter cake be as a prank?!

mommy2b08 · October 2009

Ick!

Simple Pimples

1-2 dozen cherry tomatoes
Flavored soft cream cheese Spread

Core tomatoes with a carrot peeler or knife. Drain excess tomato juice. Using a butter knife, fill holes in tomatoes with cream cheese. Give each pimple a gentle squeeze and arrange on a platter.

mrs.a.butler · October 2009

Scary stuff you?ll need:

2 thick apple slices
1 slice of green pear or apple (tongue)
peanut or nut butter
sunflower seeds
raisins
dried fruit (eyes)

Instructions

To make a Freakish Frog:

Use peanut or nut butter to ?glue? both apple slices together to shape a mouth.
Poke sunflower seeds into frog?s mouth for teeth.
Place a green pear or apple slice in mouth for the tongue.
Use peanut or nut butter to ?glue? dried fruit pieces to form bugged eyes.
Flies: Stick sunflower seeds, or pumpkin seeds, or almond slivers into raisins to form wings. Place fly on frog?s tongue.

mrs.a.butler · October 2009

Scary stuff you?ll need:

1 banana
peanut or nut butter
pumpkin and/or sunflower seeds
stick pretzels
slice of apple (tongue)

Instructions

To make a Serpent Thingapede:

Peel then slice banana into pieces. Spoon peanut or nut butter between pieces and place together. Little fingers will get sticky.
Stick a pretzel stick into each banana piece. Let the kids be creative.
Use seeds to decorate the serpent?s spine and eyes.
Cut a slice of red apple for the tongue.