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daisyterp
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NE1 else think this way about boys' names?
daisyterp
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I am constantly rating/judging boys names on an a$$-getting scale.
If we have a boy, I want him to have a name that will help him get laid, later in life- does anyone else have this methodology?
Brody obviously gets tons of booty, so does Kip.
Wade is hung like a horse.
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Re: NE1 else think this way about boys' names?
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uh no.
Do you want your girls to have names that will help them get laid, too?
Of course.....that's why I named my son Colin.....Colin Farrell sure gets around.
Totally kidding! But I read your post to dh and that's what he said.
Sorry I knew a kip and I highly doubt he was getting laid. Not just him I bet but any kip. He was a very "sweet" guy but that doesn't get you laid.
And I disagree with Wade as well sorry.
I'm hoping that my boy will keep his wiener in his pants.
No I don't, I guess I have a double standard- Eloise (my DD) could be the name of a librarian, but she could be a minx, but it's definitely NOT a stage name for a stripper or porn star.
that is really really disturbing.
how do you think about girl's names?
hahahaha
So I take it you don't rate them that way?
Okay then.
Kip makes me think of Kip Kinkel, the school shooter who also murdered his parents.
And no, I don't think that way about boy names.
DD1, 1/5/2008 ~~~ DD2, 3/17/2010
I.Love.This.comment.
This is sick and disturbing. Glad you live far away.
Chandler 11/2000 ~ Bronwyn 6/2002 ~ Grayson 3/2010 ~ Matilda/Till 6/2012
BFP 10/20/11 ::sticky dust::
BFP 9/11/11 - m/c 9/25/11 5w5d
Ha-- I've never thought of it in sexual terms, rather, what names have...limited...cachet (as Costanza would say). I wouldn't name my son Norman, or Beaufort, or Clyde.
But I've never flipped it around and thought of, or would care about-- OR would consciously want to encourage-- names that might improve his chances of getting laid.
LOL! I don't think Brendan will have a problem...
Kip sounds like a dog, sorry.
I use the sentence "_____ is a nice guy" for boy names. If the name doesn't sound like a "nice" guy, we don't want it.
I have to admit, we use the sentence "Now on the main stage, _____" for girls names....
If it fits, we REALLY DON'T want it.
I knew a kid named Wade in middle school. He lost a testicle in a freak dirtbike accident. Ironically, he went on to father three children before the eleventh grade. Must have been the name, go figure.
I'm curious about how you'd name girls so they would grow up slutty.
Any suggestions so I can tell my sons which girls to avoid?
Why don't you just name him Richard. Then this way people can call him D!ck and it could mean a variety of things.
However, I think its a little sick to think of your childs sex life until they are entirely older, and even then its a little off for me.
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