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let me give it to you straight.

.DietDrPepper..DietDrPepper.
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the beautiful highlights of my delivery with DS:

-DH informed that i didn't necessarily "poop" per se, but it was there while i pushed.  yes, he saw.  he had the courtesy to wait 3 months to tell me.

-LOTS of farting & queefing in between pushes.  with the OB's face right down there!!  some while his whole arm was up there with a vacuum trying to turn DS around.

-since i was only doing "trimwork" on the hedges, when i was in the OR for my c/s (crying hysterically over being a horrible mother because i thought i left my camera at home--which i, in fact, did not), i heard the very good-looking male nurse say, "would you like a trim, dr?" and then he took the trimmers to my pubes.

it's fun to laugh about, and none of that worried me at the moment.

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  • jenny1980jenny1980 member

    Ah, that's awesome re: the "trim."

    I have always figured that whatever I do in the presence of a doctor isn't going to be close to the nastiest thing they've seen. And even if it is, what do I care? They're well compensated.

     

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  • AfterAllAfterAll
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    the beautiful highlights of my delivery with DS:

    -DH informed that i didn't necessarily "poop" per se, but it was there while i pushed.  yes, he saw.  he had the courtesy to wait 3 months to tell me.

    So what your saying is that you were prairie doggin it?  Or you had a turtle head poking out?

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    Thanks for giving me a good chuckle at the end of a very long day.  :)
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  • .DietDrPepper..DietDrPepper.
    imageAfterAll:
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    the beautiful highlights of my delivery with DS:

    -DH informed that i didn't necessarily "poop" per se, but it was there while i pushed.  yes, he saw.  he had the courtesy to wait 3 months to tell me.

    So what your saying is that you were prairie doggin it?  Or you had a turtle head poking out?

    LMAO i guess.  he didn't want to talk about the details.  he is the type to pretend women don't poop.

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  • mel41gmel41g
    I was shocked at the goo covering the doctor when all as said and done, and that stuff wasn't poop!  And when DH told me that they had a BUCKET under me full of blood and other gunk....  yeah, there was a reason the nurse took the oxygen OFF of me and gave it to DH while I was delivering.
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  • .DietDrPepper..DietDrPepper.

    imagemel41g:
    I was shocked at the goo covering the doctor when all as said and done, and that stuff wasn't poop!  And when DH told me that they had a BUCKET under me full of blood and other gunk....  yeah, there was a reason the nurse took the oxygen OFF of me and gave it to DH while I was delivering.

    LOL!!!  what a wimp ;)

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    image.DietDrPepper.:

    imagemel41g:
    I was shocked at the goo covering the doctor when all as said and done, and that stuff wasn't poop!  And when DH told me that they had a BUCKET under me full of blood and other gunk....  yeah, there was a reason the nurse took the oxygen OFF of me and gave it to DH while I was delivering.

    LOL!!!  what a wimp ;)

    Not wimp, just a weak stomach.  He didn't complain once!  The nurse was afraid he was going to pass out though.  You know...the bigger they are, the harder they fall? 

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  • MrsPreKMrsPreK
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    the beautiful highlights of my delivery with DS:

    -DH informed that i didn't necessarily "poop" per se, but it was there while i pushed.  yes, he saw.  he had the courtesy to wait 3 months to tell me.

    -LOTS of farting & queefing in between pushes.  with the OB's face right down there!!  some while his whole arm was up there with a vacuum trying to turn DS around.

    -since i was only doing "trimwork" on the hedges, when i was in the OR for my c/s (crying hysterically over being a horrible mother because i thought i left my camera at home--which i, in fact, did not), i heard the very good-looking male nurse say, "would you like a trim, dr?" and then he took the trimmers to my pubes.

    it's fun to laugh about, and none of that worried me at the moment.

    Yes 

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  • cleigh11cleigh11 member
    DDP, how low is a c-section incision?
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  • beckypooh03@yahoo.combeckypooh03@yahoo.com member
    imagemel41g:
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    imagemel41g:
    I was shocked at the goo covering the doctor when all as said and done, and that stuff wasn't poop!  And when DH told me that they had a BUCKET under me full of blood and other gunk....  yeah, there was a reason the nurse took the oxygen OFF of me and gave it to DH while I was delivering.

    LOL!!!  what a wimp ;)

    Not wimp, just a weak stomach.  He didn't complain once!  The nurse was afraid he was going to pass out though.  You know...the bigger they are, the harder they fall? 

    I'm afraid my DH will have this problem! He can't even stand when they take his blood! He has to look away! 

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  • .DietDrPepper..DietDrPepper.

    imagecleigh11:
    DDP, how low is a c-section incision?

    mine is right at the top of the hairline.

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  • pdljump21pdljump21
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    imagecleigh11:
    DDP, how low is a c-section incision?

    mine is right at the top of the hairline.

    I believe this is where mine is also.  I haven't really seen it.  It has only been 4 days really for me. 

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  • pdljump21pdljump21
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    imagecleigh11:
    DDP, how low is a c-section incision?

    mine is right at the top of the hairline.

    I believe this is where mine is also.  I haven't really seen it.  It has only been 4 days really for me. 

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  • vegemom302vegemom302 member
    Ah yes I was shaved before my c-section. You just have to let that modesty go.
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  • kelbriankelbrian
    I peed all over my midwife. I apologized and she laughed at me - "Oh honey, I've seen so much worse."
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  • 12bailey1812bailey18 member
    Thanks for posting this- for some reason I am most worried about farting. *sigh*

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  • sgrlsgrl member

    I figure it'll all be wholly undignified and also wholly out of my control, so I might as well not worry about it.

    dietdrpepper, your son is ADORABLE. I love those big dark eyes. I am thinking that my daughter will have my husband's big brown eyes. Smile

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  • brandywardbrandyward
    imageAfterAll:
    image.DietDrPepper.:

    the beautiful highlights of my delivery with DS:

    -DH informed that i didn't necessarily "poop" per se, but it was there while i pushed.  yes, he saw.  he had the courtesy to wait 3 months to tell me.

    So what your saying is that you were prairie doggin it?  Or you had a turtle head poking out?

    Thank you, that laugh was well needed.

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