I know that people are not trying to be mean or purposely annoy me but I cannot have the same conversation 50 times a day. I am going to start making t-shirts that say the following:
Yes, I'm still here...obviously you can see me idiot!
I'm due in x days...one less than I told you YESTERDAY!
I may be huge, but I'm pregnant-you're excuse is????
Talk to me at your own risk, I own a taser.
You should not call me Mommy unless you have come out of my vag or are a horny latin man.
Thank goodness it's Friday!
Re: Just kill me now!
I LOVE the last one, lmao. I hate when people call me mommy. Other than Javier or my soon to be baby. hahhaa tooo funny!
& pass those shirts my way, i'm getting sick of it.
I'll make one that states::
NO I am not having twins for God sake!
I get those too!
"Good Morning you two!" ::puke::
::pees a little::
I'm stealing this.