Babies: 9 - 12 Months

I have toothpicks holding my eyes open right now.

I am seriously exhausted.  I have been up since 6.  I made DH breakfast (a treat, since I usually am still in bed when he gets up) and then Teagan woke up at 7:30 so she ate breakfast.  At naptime I thought about bumping but then the bump decided to be a jackass, so I laid on the couch.  Teagan climbed over her baby gate 6 times.  SIX FREAKING TIMES.  So I brought her downstairs to lay on the couch with me.  She wiggled around, asked what I was doing, poked me in the eye, kneed me in the kidneys, wanted to get up, wanted to lay down, wanted a sippy, wanted to poop, asked what I was doing (TRYING TO SLEEP YOU ANTI-SLEEP LITTLE SHIIT).  Finally she fell asleep, so I closed my eyes and started to doze.  Then Kelsey woke up. 

I am in dire need of sleep and if you aren't under the age of 4 and you piss me off, I will probably kick your ass.  Yes, I am now in the pissy club.  You have been warned. Stick out tongue

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