I am seriously exhausted. I have been up since 6. I made DH breakfast (a treat, since I usually am still in bed when he gets up) and then Teagan woke up at 7:30 so she ate breakfast. At naptime I thought about bumping but then the bump decided to be a jackass, so I laid on the couch. Teagan climbed over her baby gate 6 times. SIX FREAKING TIMES. So I brought her downstairs to lay on the couch with me. She wiggled around, asked what I was doing, poked me in the eye, kneed me in the kidneys, wanted to get up, wanted to lay down, wanted a sippy, wanted to poop, asked what I was doing (TRYING TO SLEEP YOU ANTI-SLEEP LITTLE SHIIT). Finally she fell asleep, so I closed my eyes and started to doze. Then Kelsey woke up.
I am in dire need of sleep and if you aren't under the age of 4 and you piss me off, I will probably kick your ass. Yes, I am now in the pissy club. You have been warned. ![]()
Re: I have toothpicks holding my eyes open right now.
turns and slowly backs away from J4D!!!
leaves behind peace offering of starbucks mocha ice cream...