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Sperm Meets Egg girl... LMAO

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I had to see this for myself, so GLAD I did... I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!! I was having a really sh!tty day until I got the pleasure of reading this post.

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Re: Sperm Meets Egg girl... LMAO

  • Her badges are a bit irritating
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  • I mean she's gotta be an AE, right???  A good one at thatYes
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  • I remember her. ugh.

    it HAS to be MUD.

  • That is hilarious...and AMAZING. Hehe.....
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  • shes a total faker... TOTAL FAKER
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  • Cruzmommy - I like you new profile pic!

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  • imageJaimieLee:

    Cruzmommy - I like you new profile pic!

    Thank you!!

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  • What?  You girls cant feel the sperm meet the egg?  I totally can..  LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! j/k at least she gave them some entertainment today. 
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  • oooooookkkkayyyyy????

    Seriously?

    Did anyone else notice that she's only 12wks and already has a team blue badge? Don't you have to be atleast 14wks to know the sex of the baby? And that's by amniocentisis, right? Maybe I'm wrong???

     

  • imagebebeblues:

    oooooookkkkayyyyy????

    Seriously?

    Did anyone else notice that she's only 12wks and already has a team blue badge? Don't you have to be atleast 14wks to know the sex of the baby? And that's by amniocentisis, right? Maybe I'm wrong???

     

     You have to read the whole post, it gets REALLY funny

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  • imagebebeblues:

    oooooookkkkayyyyy????

    Seriously?

    Did anyone else notice that she's only 12wks and already has a team blue badge? Don't you have to be atleast 14wks to know the sex of the baby? And that's by amniocentisis, right? Maybe I'm wrong???

     

     You have to read the whole post, it gets REALLY funny

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  • LMAO!!!!  Thanks so much for sharing, I've been really cranky all day so this certainly lightened things up!

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  • imagecowgirl:
    What?  You girls cant feel the sperm meet the egg?  I totally can..  LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! j/k at least she gave them some entertainment today. 

    I am with you. I can feel the little suckers swimming around in there now.  I don't know what is wrong with the rest of you.

  • imagemomagain2009:

    LMAO!!!!  Thanks so much for sharing, I've been really cranky all day so this certainly lightened things up!

    Me too, I was having a horrible day until this came along...

     

    Shes on their tri board too... they are giving her H3LL!!!

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  • sorry, *Third tri board.... gah cant type today.
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  • imageshall923:

    imagecowgirl:
    What?  You girls cant feel the sperm meet the egg?  I totally can..  LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! j/k at least she gave them some entertainment today. 

    I am with you. I can feel the little suckers swimming around in there now.  I don't know what is wrong with the rest of you.

    Totally I can even feel the teeny tiny egg implanting in my uterine lining!  Wow I think its on the right side....  Yep thats where it is, and its gonna be a BOY!  Congratulate me.  LOL

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  • How is Maximus bragging about money?  Did anyone else think about money when you read that?  I thought what a terrible name.
  • imageshall923:
    How is Maximus bragging about money?  Did anyone else think about money when you read that?  I thought what a terrible name.

    I know right?! I agree with you...

    I'm sorry but max rex? Those are dog names!!!

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  • that was funny. I needed that chuckle. If she is real and thinks everything is perfect, perfect pregancy, she will breastfeed perfectly, she has a rude awaking. not everything is perfect!

    god I wish I read that post about when she felt the sperm meet the egg. that would of been hilerious!

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  • ok I have now just read this and it is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Big SmileYes
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  • imageshall923:
    How is Maximus bragging about money?  Did anyone else think about money when you read that?  I thought what a terrible name.

     This....what is she talking about?? Agreed--terrible name.

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  • I was on the 1st tri board when she originally started her MUD.  Her ticker litterally said she was like 5 days pregnant because she got back from her honeymoon felt the sperm meet the egg and KNEW she was pregnant.  Then asked us if the gender predictor tests would work and like 4 days later said, its a boy and that she was going to go ahead and paint the room blue! 

    I missed her after my m/c.  So glad you posted so I could catch up on nut job!  :)  LOL

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