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Poll: Most ridiculous baby name

So, I need to know, what is the most rediculous name that you have heard of some one naming, or planning on naming their offspring?

An acquaintance of mine from college is considering naming her baby "Holden Trouble" if it's a boy. I like the name Holden, but "Yeah, trouble is my middle name, literally". That is the reason she's doing it.

 

 

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  • One of my mother's friends named her daughter Lily Moonbeam.
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  • Abcde. Not an urban legend either. There was a baby girl named this in the waiting room when I took my son for a doctor's appointment. It is pronounced Ab-suh-dee. And sadly, it is not the first time I have heard this name.

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    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).

    Thank you.  These posts always end up with me banging my head into my keyboard. 

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  • Rainbow as a middle name.

    And my brother dated a girl whose first name was Misty and her last name had to do with Water. 

    I dated a guy who wanted to give his future son the middle name of Danger.  I think he wanted his first name to be Fox.  Fox Danger... 

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  • imagefredalina:
    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).

    Or how about the one where someone tells you their teacher friend has a student named Placenta?

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  • My mother wanted to name me Echo.  That's one of the worst true stories I've heard, name-wise.
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  • My uncles name was "BOY" He came here from Italy and my grandparents didnt know what to name him right away so the hospital put "boy" on his birth certificate LOL. he came here when he was 14 and they changed it then.
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  • We came across the name Mortimer in our baby name book the other day.  It's deliciously horrible, IMO.  :)
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  • *Ridiculous

    The most ridiculous name I've heard was my cousin who is due in October, wanting to name her little girl Clementine Penelope. Thansfully my aunt talked her out of that one.

  • My friend named her son Simon Danger. I actually think that's pretty cool, but I'm not sure if I could have done it myself.

    A relative named their child Linkoln. I think it was so they could call him Link. Which makes me think of Zelda...

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  • Some of my fave's:

    Sky Baby

    Angel Fury

    Blue Starr

    Nirvana (for a girl too)

    Then there are all the made up names I could never possibly keep up with.

  • My friend has a friend who named her daughter Olive SpiralAdventure.

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    *Ridiculous

    The most ridiculous name I've heard was my cousin who is due in October, wanting to name her little girl Clementine Penelope. Thansfully my aunt talked her out of that one.

     

    Ah! That's embarrassing.  Fixed my spelling error

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  • 100% honest, here.

    I had a death reported to me... first name "Clitecia".  Pronounced CLIT-E-SHA.

  • imageMamaKlein:

    100% honest, here.

    I had a death reported to me... first name "Clitecia".  Pronounced CLIT-E-SHA.

    I am literally laughing out loud.  You know she got called Clit her whole life.

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  • My friend's cousin named her son Rowdy.

  • imageandrew's wifey:

    Rainbow as a middle name.

    And my brother dated a girl whose first name was Misty and her last name had to do with Water. 

    I dated a guy who wanted to give his future son the middle name of Danger.  I think he wanted his first name to be Fox.  Fox Danger... 

     

    One of my friends used Danger as her sons middle name.  Benjamin Danger.

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  • My brother wanted to name his daughter Anarchy but call her Annie.  His GF told us she put Annie on her birth certificate. 

    She put Anarchy. 

    Le sigh for silly brothers.  I am sure she will either love it or change it when she is older.

  • My dad went to school with a guy named Manship.  Everybody called him Man, which I thought was kind of cool, but the full name sounds strange.

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  • Carter Finley.  It's actually a nice name, except they named their kid after the NC State football stadium.  Intentionally. 
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  • I know sisters named Echo and Shadow.  Echo I can see... Shadow not so much.
  • My BFF in 3rd grade was Marijuana Pepsi. She said her mom named her after her two favorite things.  And yes, she went by Mary Jane. 
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  • imagehippotree:

    My friend has a friend who named her daughter Olive SpiralAdventure.

     

    I've already named my phantom daughter Olive.  I'll go ahead and choose a different middle name though Smile

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  • imageSchwandy:
    My BFF in 3rd grade was Marijuana Pepsi. She said her mom named her after her two favorite things.  And yes, she went by Mary Jane. 

    ::jaw hits floor::

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  • La' Tierra. Like the crown. And middle name - Precious. 

  • imageGnomeSweetGnome:
    My mother wanted to name me Echo.  That's one of the worst true stories I've heard, name-wise.

    I dated a guy and his sister was named Echo.

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  • There was some rapper who named his kid Jer'Majesty.  That was pretty good.
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  • In 6th grade there was a girl named Lettuce Head.  Apparently it was pronounced "Lay-tooce"
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    My friend's cousin named her son Rowdy.

    Like the dead stuffed dog on Scrubs?

    hahaha!

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  • imageSchwandy:
    My BFF in 3rd grade was Marijuana Pepsi. She said her mom named her after her two favorite things.  And yes, she went by Mary Jane. 

    Hey Schwandy, someone posted this on Baby Names a while back:

    https://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/mar/08/local/chi-ap-wi-marijuanapepsi

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  • imageSchwandy:
    My BFF in 3rd grade was Marijuana Pepsi. She said her mom named her after her two favorite things.  And yes, she went by Mary Jane. 

    Hey Schwandy, someone posted this on Baby Names a while back:

    https://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/mar/08/local/chi-ap-wi-marijuanapepsi

    Blank!
  • imagefredalina:
    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).
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  • imagefredalina:
    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).

    Wow, I didn't realize that this was an urban legand.  My husband said a friend of his from the army told him about kids with these names that he went to school with. 

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  • Indiana Tuesday (girl)

    Harley Blue (boy)

    They were brother and sister at a school I worked at

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  • I was on a website listing all the celebs that have named thier kids crazy names...Apple Paltrow, Pilot Inspecktor Lee{Jason Lee from My name is Earl} Dweezel Zappa, Audio Science{Shaynn Shosaman} Moxie Crimefighter{Penn, like Pen and Teller} Speck Wildhorse{John Mellancamp} Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa{I think the Zappas were ALL on drugs} Sailor Lee{Christie Brinkley} I kind of like Sailor though What about Blanket Jackson? I never got that one...and Nicole Ritchie just named her kid Sparrow something something Midnight...which I can't stand when parents give thier kids like 8billion middle names!! Although I do like Harlow, and I love Hally Berrys Nahla Ariela Aubry! Everyone thought my father and brother had a weird name growing up...{Guy} lol not so much anymore...I'm thinking of Sidney Lee for a boy and Lily Anne or Bella Rose for a girl....I never liked normal names..

  • imagefredalina:
    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).

    I lurve you.

  • imageWinsyWade:

    imagefredalina:
    Please please PLEASE no one post a racist urban legend (Lemonjello, Orangejello, Limejello, Le-a, etc).

    Wow, I didn't realize that this was an urban legand.  My husband said a friend of his from the army told him about kids with these names that he went to school with. 

    Me neither. I used to teach art to a kid named Jello. Another student's name was Gorgeous. And I have a friend named F.


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