I am having the greatest Omegle convo ever.

preppynewlywed · August 2009

He said he was Brad Pitt so I said I was Jennifer Aniston.

Stranger: No, this is brad pitt. who else would it be

You: This is Jennifer Aniston.

You: well, this is awkward.

Stranger: why do you think we adopted all those children. i need skin

Stranger: ah jennifer how goes it

Stranger: it's been awhile. hows th skin

You: how's that whore wife of yours/

You: my skin is silky smooth.

You: sans the dirty parts where I let John Mayer touch me.

Stranger: i don't understand what you saw in that guy

Stranger: his complexion is awful

preppynewlywed · August 2009

sidenote: I have no idea why he kept talking about skin.

cbbc · August 2009

It is much funner when they play along.

Re: I am having the greatest Omegle convo ever.