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Let me list the ways I am clumsy.....Feel free to join in!

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It started in childhood, lol........

When I was six, I pulled a slot machine down on my head. Yes, a slot machine

At about 8 I was hanging upside down from a "diseased" birch tree. The weaked branch broke, I hit my head on the rocks below

In college I was running back into the store I worked at with a shopping cart, it got stuck on the ice, my forward momentum did not stop and I ran into the cart and fell backwards on the ice pulling the cart on top of me.............

And a lot of other things in between all of these, but within the last WEEK:

I got the ketchup out of the fridge, by doing so I caused the worcestershire sauce to fall out, onto my big toe. Full, glass bottle, OUCH!!

Last night I was playing with my cat, I chased her to the corner under the steps (they are enclosed, the ceiling is slanted) stood up to turn around and chase her and cracked my head so hard on the ceiling. OUCH!!!

Is there anyone else that is like me? Share your stories! :)

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Re: Let me list the ways I am clumsy.....Feel free to join in!

  • TarahvilleTarahville

    Ouch! Your poor head.

    I seem to have issues walking sometimes. Once DH and I were going for our nightly walk and there was tons of gravel on the road. I stepped on a huge rock and my ankle turned sideways and down I went. :(

    I don't hit my head much or run into things, but sometimes I think I just have 2 left feet. LOL

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  • laure1122laure1122

    You should see my legs right now, they are covered in bruises!  The latest story is that I was carrying two big bowls of water to the dog pen.  I was wearing flip flops.  As I stepped over the pen, my one flip flop got caught on the edge of the metal pen enclosure and the two bowls flew out of my hands and I fell so hard on my side.  I put my hand down to break my fall and it hit the hardwood and my palm split open!  The water flooded the floor, and I was laying in a pool of water (my hair was even drenched from it) and my own blood. 

    This is not unusual for me at all.  My biggest thing is I always misjudge how much room I have when entering and exiting doorways and I always hit my hip on the door frame.  

    I am just constantly bruised!

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