With my first pregnancy I had to carry saltines and a mega-size bottle of tums in my purse at all times. I lived on gingerale and saltines for the first three months.
When you try to go to bed early and get comfortable only to realize despite that fact that you just had dinner an hour before, you can't sleep without something more to eat.
That not only having you had like five times more mac & cheese this month than the last whole year before that - and you eat the whole box in one sitting.
When you go out and buy a bra specifically to sleep in, because you can't stand your pajamas rubbing up against your really sore nipples.
...you start to argue with your DH and one half of your brain is saying "you're right, he's wrong, this is COMPLETELY rational" and the other half of your brain is going "What the HELL is wrong with you woman? Get ahold of yourself! You shouldn't want to divorce this man because he hung the TP on the roll the wrong way!!!"
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Re: You know your pregnant when.......
... you have to return to the house 3 times in the morning after getting in the car because you forgot something...else!
I have been out of my mind lately, forgetting everything and anything!
When you sleep with a sleeve of crackers, so you can eat before you get out of bed.
Thank God I am passed that. Knock on wood.
You throw up in EVERY bathroom fixture available - and actually feel better.
I totally did this exact same thing yesterday.
THIS!!
And...
...you've turned into a three year old wanting nothing but apple juice and chocolate milk to drink and mac and cheese and hamburgers to eat.
love it! and i've been wearing 2 bras at a time!
...My moment was when i ate a whole jar of pickles and drank a gallon of OJ in one sitting. DH was disgusted!!!!
...you wake up and eat a bowl of cereal at 3:30 a.m.
lose your appetite and can't think beyond your next nap. LOL
When you try to go to bed early and get comfortable only to realize despite that fact that you just had dinner an hour before, you can't sleep without something more to eat.
That not only having you had like five times more mac & cheese this month than the last whole year before that - and you eat the whole box in one sitting.
When you go out and buy a bra specifically to sleep in, because you can't stand your pajamas rubbing up against your really sore nipples.
...DH keeps telling you how insanely huge your boobs have become all the time!
haha! YES! This is totally me....
LOL! This exactly!
Haha!!! This is me exactly- I laugh at myself almost every time!
...I have tons to do and cannot concentrate on anything. Or when I cry at cheesy movies...