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  • tamaratodaytamaratoday member

    Ingaborg - got that one from The Golden Girls

    Olympio - Great G-Pa's name.

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  • Anniekins214Anniekins214

    If it's a boy, telling her you're naming it Sh!thead but pronounce it /Shith-EED/  Tell her how it is spelled.


    "Cool as Hell like e-mail, but still timeless like a letter."
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  • megncheesemegncheese
    Severia. Severe-E-uh. Not cute.
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  • juniper19juniper19 member
    We know a little boy named Capability.
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  • Disneygeek77Disneygeek77 member

    I used to work with a guy whose grandaughter was named Morticia.

    I think the worst name I remember on the Nest was Poppy Bumble. 

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  • oregontechmomoregontechmom member
    We were joking that if LO was a boy we'd name him Paco Suave or Tomahawk Jefferson.  My mom didn't think it was too funny...  =P
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  • gjkhjr01gjkhjr01
    Soda, Duderonomy, Bevis, Peleg, Gaylord, Lobesac, Lucifer, Starbuck, Alcamy, Inspektor
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  • hiltyn78hiltyn78 member

    My uncle had customers with these names:

    Booba

    Ardella

    Bob Fartwell

    My dad had a cousin named Chlorine- as in the element.

    My brother used this name for my niece while she was in utero:

    Tawny Blondelle

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  • C12H22O11C12H22O11 member
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    My fiance thinks the most clever name ever for a baby is Doctor. Because everyone will assume he is one. Blah. In my family I have Ethel, Erma, Gertrude, Morton, and Anton that I don't like.

    You could go with the tried and true Nevaeh. Bonus points for keeping a straight face when you excitedly tell them it's Heaven backwards!!!!!

    If all else fails, tell them you're naming it after where/how it was conceived. Something pretty and sophisticated like Duvet. A classy friend I went to middle school with got pregnant while drinking Alize, and named her baby that.

     

    OMG!  I think my BF who's a teacher in Phx taught Alize!  She was telling me she had a kid named that in her class!

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    Norah Jewel - 2/26/14

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  • MrsStuMrsStu member

    Lenard Gustav (DH's grandpa's name - he really wants to name a boy that. Hell no!)

    Mary Jane (Could be considered normal, I guess, but funny)

    Rufus Thomas (my parents called my brother that before he was born - Baby Ru)

    La-a (pronounced "Ladasha". Yes, you pronounce the "-")

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  • monkeytoezmonkeytoez member

    sisters Summer Sky and Rainbow Bubbles, both went to school with XH.  Also, i went to elemetary school with a Stormy...

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  • RFBsbrideRFBsbride member
    I had a dance teacher when I was younger whose name was Honey Blonder and my friend's mother was named Cookie Baker.  Gotta love it!
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