dear big scary carpenter bee,

nofreespeeches · June 2009

please get the fvck out of my office without hurting me. if you are a boy bee without a stinger, then you may stay, but if you are an angry female bee, you can go visit the douchebag down the hall. i am also going to leave the door open for you so you can leave of your own accord. please note that i have my handy dandy neon green fly swatter and my can of wasp killer. i will use them. just leave, ok?

love, nofree

katypresson · June 2009

I hate those things!! They're freakin HUGE!

taelir · June 2009

Ugh we have those here too. They love to fly right next to your head.

Stupid bugs, bees, and spiders.

FrickandFrack · June 2009

Are those the really big bees? I always thought those didn't sting. I still run and scream if one gets near me but now that I know they can sting, I am going to freak out.

Bernadette5 · June 2009

I HATE THOSE THINGS!!! My development is infested with them when the weather first turns warm! They hover so close to your head! I hate them!

nettie27 · June 2009

whoa sounds nasty! You are prepared though! Do you have them in your office often?

DonnysBride09 · June 2009

for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

nofreespeeches · June 2009

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

fvck. she's all black.

::side eyes cabinet she's hiding behind::

eokorie · June 2009

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

LOL. I doubt that she's trying to get close enough to see the face.

DonnysBride09 · June 2009

eokorie:

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

LOL. I doubt that she's trying to get close enough to see the face.

they fly all up in your business. they like moving objects, weird.. butits BRIGHT yellow.. cant miss it

DonnysBride09 · June 2009

nofreespeeches:

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

fvck. she's all black.

::side eyes cabinet she's hiding behind::

eeeeeeeeh... i say you peek in the hall for anyone passing by and close your door silently and then GO TO TOWN. hahahaha

nofreespeeches · June 2009

shawnakress:
nofreespeeches:

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

fvck. she's all black.

::side eyes cabinet she's hiding behind::

eeeeeeeeh... i say you peek in the hall for anyone passing by and close your door silently and then GO TO TOWN. hahahaha

omfg... the maintence guy just beat the shiit out of her but she's not dead. he just left her behind the cabinet, and i can hear her. she's going to come take her revenge on me. he left.

i'm fvcking scared. seriously.

::backs into corner with wasp killer and fly swatter::

DonnysBride09 · June 2009

nofreespeeches:
shawnakress:
nofreespeeches:

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

fvck. she's all black.

::side eyes cabinet she's hiding behind::

eeeeeeeeh... i say you peek in the hall for anyone passing by and close your door silently and then GO TO TOWN. hahahaha

omfg... the maintence guy just beat the shiit out of her but she's not dead. he just left her behind the cabinet, and i can hear her. she's going to come take her revenge on me. he left.

i'm fvcking scared. seriously.

::backs into corner with wasp killer and fly swatter::

they are hard to kill, as bad as that sounds. my FI stands on the back deck and swats them with a broom like hes playing baseball.. they go flying and its like the shake it off and come right back.. hahaha

nofreespeeches · June 2009

shawnakress:
nofreespeeches:
shawnakress:
nofreespeeches:

shawnakress:
for carpenter bees.. if it has a yellow face, its a male and wont sting.

fvck. she's all black.

::side eyes cabinet she's hiding behind::

eeeeeeeeh... i say you peek in the hall for anyone passing by and close your door silently and then GO TO TOWN. hahahaha

omfg... the maintence guy just beat the shiit out of her but she's not dead. he just left her behind the cabinet, and i can hear her. she's going to come take her revenge on me. he left.

i'm fvcking scared. seriously.

::backs into corner with wasp killer and fly swatter::

they are hard to kill, as bad as that sounds. my FI stands on the back deck and swats them with a broom like hes playing baseball.. they go flying and its like the shake it off and come right back.. hahaha

ohhhh.... fvck me. i am not going to relax until i see her leave or i see bug guts.

DanielsWife · June 2009

I fricking hate those things!!

We have this wasp and bee killer spray from TSC that we use - and DH has a cheap tennis racket that he uses to kill them, LOL.?

BuddhaKitty · June 2009

I don't think I've ever seen one (maybe when I lived in Illinois as they have ALL KINDS of giant bugs) but that sounds scary as all hell and I hope the maintanance guy did enough damage for her to die a slow and painful death!

Speaking of giant bugs, I was in Illinois for the 2007 cicada invasion. That was NUTS!!!!!!!

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