...then I wouldn't have to deal with my co-workers anymore!!
Last night while I was working, a co-worker was bouncing around and slammed her hips into my butt. Which sent me HARD and belly first into the counter in front of me. I whirled around faster than I've moved in weeks and yelled at her reminding her I have a person in my belly and she can't do that around me. Her response? 'Oh! Haha! Now the baby's gonna come out retarded!' Between my belly hurting for the next hour, her idiocy, and word choice, I warned everyone else to keep her away from me. If we could afford it, I would have taken my leave starting last night!
Re: Why can't I win the lottery??
I'm usually pretty laid back when people say things that others might find offensive, but that's crossing the line even for me. I think you responded much better than I would have.