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Dear DH

pbraty23pbraty23
in 3rd Trimester

When its time to go to sleep please let me be. Do not try to come and hug me like I am your own personal body pillow or try and share mine with me. I already have one person stuck on my body I don't need two. Yes me moving a thousand times TRYING to get comfortable is a hint for you to turn around! I love and adore you but please just let me be.?

?Thanks your WIFE.??

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  • fnkeefreshfnkeefresh
    I also like "Dear DH, when I am sweating so much that my PJ's/the sheets are soaked it is not an invitation for you to wrap yourself around me.  I am HOT...just take the blankets PLEASE!  Because we both know if there's at least one other woman on the jury who has been pregnant that I will walk free."
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  • Josh & CalendiJosh & Calendi
    You should print out this post and put it on his pillow!
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  • pbraty23pbraty23

    imagefnkeefresh:
    I also like "Dear DH, when I am sweating so much that my PJ's/the sheets are soaked it is not an invitation for you to wrap yourself around me.? I am HOT...just take the blankets PLEASE!? Because we both know if there's at least one other woman on the jury who has been pregnant that I will walk free."

    LMFAO DH always steals my blankets and elbows me its so annoying.?

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  • laylabaileylaylabailey

    Mine would be

    " Dear DH, the last time I checked we had a King sized bed. So why is it everytime I get up to pee, which yes, I know is many times, I come back to find you on my side? Then when I try to move you, you barely move? Oh...and then when I'm about to finally fall asleep you start to snore. And stop drooling on my pillow."

     

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  • pbraty23pbraty23
    imagelaylabailey:

    Mine would be

    " Dear DH, the last time I checked we had a King sized bed. So why is it everytime I get up to pee, which yes, I know is many times, I come back to find you on my side? Then when I try to move you, you barely move? Oh...and then when I'm about to finally fall asleep you start to snore. And stop drooling on my pillow."

    ?

    OOOO I hate when he does that I come back to him hugging my pillow wrapped in all the blankets. He gets mad at me for daring to wake him.?
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  • maiziejengamaiziejenga

    Dear DH,

    My bump and the baby inside are not play toys.  Please do not poke or shake the bump to wake up the baby and feel her kick, then promptly roll over and fall asleep.  You have just condemend me to another sleepless night.  I am adding them up and you will make up for them with diaper changes.

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