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I am going to have my own show on vH1

SouthernBellelovesaYankeeSouthernBellelovesaYankee
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I mean..if they give that Daisy girl a show...I sure as hell can have one too.

IMHO, I am wayyy more interesting and not as hard on the eyes =)

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  • hisbabybearhisbabybear member
    they should seriously make a show about being pregnant.. not just giving birth! lol it will make stupid people not ready to be parents maybe think twice before getting KO!
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  • heyyoheheyyohe
    I think you have a shot...but be careful...you may have to sleep with Bret Michaels first.
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  • SouthernBellelovesaYankeeSouthernBellelovesaYankee

    I should volunteer my time with teenage girls who want to get pregnant.

    I can do the pregnant part and someone can do the baby part.

    I'd scare them shiitless.

    99.9% of what I have suffered through with pregnancy, was never explained in sex ed. lmfao.

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  • hisbabybearhisbabybear member

    imageheyyohe:
    I think you have a shot...but be careful...you may have to sleep with Bret Michaels first.

    hahahahah

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  • SouthernBellelovesaYankeeSouthernBellelovesaYankee

    imageheyyohe:
    I think you have a shot...but be careful...you may have to sleep with Bret Michaels first.

    ::injects some tetnus::

    I'm armed and ready to go.

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  • laurenaac83laurenaac83

    imageheyyohe:
    I think you have a shot...but be careful...you may have to sleep with Bret Michaels first.

    Or Flavor Flav! YUCK Ick!

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  • JewelzNBeanJewelzNBean member

    You already have a HUGE fan following on here! We would be a loyal audience for sure!! Smile

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  • TinkermegTinkermeg
    imagehisbabybear:

    imageheyyohe:
    I think you have a shot...but be careful...you may have to sleep with Bret Michaels first.

    hahahahah

    I guess that's better than FLAVA FLAV!

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  • SouthernBellelovesaYankeeSouthernBellelovesaYankee

    ::vomits on floor::

    I'd make-out with New York before laying down with Flavor Flav. I want to choke him with his ridiculous necklaces.

    ETA: Nevermind, I remembered her own show. I would rather die a slow painful death.

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  • JewelzNBeanJewelzNBean member
    imageSouthernBellelovesaYankee:

    I should volunteer my time with teenage girls who want to get pregnant.

    I can do the pregnant part and someone can do the baby part.

    I'd scare them shiitless.

    99.9% of what I have suffered through with pregnancy, was never explained in sex ed. lmfao.

     

    Because I went through a teenage pregnancy, I used to be on a panel of girls who got KU as teens who went to schools and basically scared the crap out of teens. My situation turned out great, but it was still enough to freak out a fair number of people. We got to get really graphic and highlight the very worst of the worst of pregnancy. I hope I helped some of the girls make smart decisions! It was always fun to see their eyes pop out of their heads at stuff they didn't know about before!

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  • heyyoheheyyohe

    Ewwwww...I didn't even think of Flava Flav!!!!!

    He looks like walking STD...plus,I can't help but think of how torturous sex would be with him....what, with all the clock wearing and all, you can keep tabs on how long it's been since you lost your dignity....

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  • SouthernBellelovesaYankeeSouthernBellelovesaYankee
    imageJewelzNBean:
    imageSouthernBellelovesaYankee:

    I should volunteer my time with teenage girls who want to get pregnant.

    I can do the pregnant part and someone can do the baby part.

    I'd scare them shiitless.

    99.9% of what I have suffered through with pregnancy, was never explained in sex ed. lmfao.

     

    Because I went through a teenage pregnancy, I used to be on a panel of girls who got KU as teens who went to schools and basically scared the crap out of teens. My situation turned out great, but it was still enough to freak out a fair number of people. We got to get really graphic and highlight the very worst of the worst of pregnancy. I hope I helped some of the girls make smart decisions! It was always fun to see their eyes pop out of their heads at stuff they didn't know about before!

    I was friends with a girl who had her LO at 15 and she's done great with her life. She works for a partner of a national law firm and has almost 2 degrees under her belt.

    But, then she got divorced and then engaged again shortly after to a wife-beater. We are not friends anymore.

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  • violetvilla83violetvilla83
    imageJewelzNBean:
    imageSouthernBellelovesaYankee:

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    99.9% of what I have suffered through with pregnancy, was never explained in sex ed. lmfao.

     

    Because I went through a teenage pregnancy, I used to be on a panel of girls who got KU as teens who went to schools and basically scared the crap out of teens. My situation turned out great, but it was still enough to freak out a fair number of people. We got to get really graphic and highlight the very worst of the worst of pregnancy. I hope I helped some of the girls make smart decisions! It was always fun to see their eyes pop out of their heads at stuff they didn't know about before!

    I think sex ed in high school is way too sensored. I was the oldest of my mom's 5 so that scared the crap out of me. I think if sex ed was taught by women who have had babies then it might actually be useful. 

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  • clyoungseyclyoungsey
    Anyone that has sex in a hospital room deserves their own show...
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