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CBEFM + Alice = FAIL

attyaliceattyalice
in TTC After a Loss

So it really isn't the CBEFM's fault.. and I'm not criticizing it (::please work little machine::) but here goes the story.

This morning I get up.  It is day 6... I know the fancy little guy is going to ask me to pee on a stick.  Go to get my machine and can't find the sticks.  Suddenly I have to poop.... emergently... the bad kind.  I proceed to run around for 15 minutes squeezing my cheeks looking for my damn sticks trying not to Pookypsie in my pants or waste my FMU.    THEN it comes to my brain... pee in a cup...pee in a cup.  So I run to our kitchen as best I can, get a cup.  Go pee in the disposable gladware bowl (which still looks like a UTI to me) and relax.... Look for my sticks.  Find them. 

Our cleaning lady comes on Thursday (best Christmas gift EVAH from DH) and had put the box in the foyer powder room drawer.  I then take the sticks... to the bathroom... NO CBEFM.  I had sat it down in my panic of looking for the sticks. 

Find CBEFM.  Dip stick in pee.  Wait for test.  Low Fertility. 

Big Shock, huh? since I"m day 6. What an anticlimactic effort.

Sigh.  TGIF!!!

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Re: CBEFM + Alice = FAIL

  • carasizemorecarasizemore member
    hahhaha, you described this perfectly. As a teacher, I would tell you good job with your descriptive language because I have a great mental picture in my head as I read your writing.  :)   Have a good Friday!
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  • ibisibis member
    Good effort though. :)
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  • Mia07Mia07

    imagecarasizemore:
    hahhaha, you described this perfectly. As a teacher, I would tell you good job with your descriptive language because I have a great mental picture in my head as I read your writing.  :)   Have a good Friday!

    Agreed!  You get an A++ for effort!  That was freakin hilarious!

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  • JacquiemarkJacquiemark

    imageibis:
    Good effort though. :)

    I agree, A for Effort Alice!  Great description, the whole image played out in my head. :)

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  • masonmom12masonmom12
    lol, you crack me up.  Great story!  Have a good day!
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  • jen-dalejen-dale member
    imageMia07:

    imagecarasizemore:
    hahhaha, you described this perfectly. As a teacher, I would tell you good job with your descriptive language because I have a great mental picture in my head as I read your writing.  :)   Have a good Friday!

    Agreed!  You get an A++ for effort!  That was freakin hilarious!

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  • dkfitz07dkfitz07
    LOL. Thanks so much for starting my morning on the right foot.
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  • Bensbride2006Bensbride2006
    This was a great story for a very busy Friday morning (which I am obviously procrastinating)!  Nice effort!!
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