It's bad enough I have a weird aversion to people touching my belly button. I don't know what it is but anytime someone touches it - I feel like they're rubbing my spine. I hate it and the feeling makes me sick to my stomach. It's bad enough it's starting to stretch out!
Considering I'm lending you my body in order for you to grow and get big and strong; I would GREATLY appreciate it if you could stop punching my belly button. I will treat you to a cookie on Thursday night after my OB appointment if you behave!
love,
mom
Re: Okay little man, we need to have a chat about mommys belly button.
Ditto!!!
This. And the cervix dancing.