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In need of a smile? Words to live by

I got this as an email and I had to share! 

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the *** has everything.


2. If the shoe fits -
buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15
days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but
that's ok... They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and
makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix
it with vodka.

12.
Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter
who thinks she's wrong.

 'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them,
but you  know they are always there'  

  'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at
work,
  suffering from a hangover,or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

 

Re: In need of a smile? Words to live by

  • LOL!
    Mom to Harmon 1/17/08 and twins Rachel & Callum 8/28/09 Photobucket 29o0v13.jpg
  • Those are sooo funny!!
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