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In need of a smile? Words to live by

I got this as an email and I had to share! 

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the *** has everything.

2. If the shoe fits -
buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but
that's ok... They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and
makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix
it with vodka.

Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter
who thinks she's wrong.

 'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them,
but you  know they are always there'  

  'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at
  suffering from a hangover,or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!


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