I haven't done it anywhere kinky with FI... unless you count going down on each other in his parents guest bedroom. We couldn't bring ourselves to actually do the deed.
Ex-bf's are another story haha... the kinkiest is probably in the gym at a hotel on the treadmill LOL
Does it creep anybody else out that a man was commenting on this or is that just me? I just imagine these wrinkly old perverts jackin off to some pregnant ladies' sex stories.
DH and mine first time having sex was at his grandparents house in their bed....then their shower....then their kitchen....then their den....then their shed....hmm, I can't think of anywhere that we did not have sex on in their house!!!
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On a golf course green, on our college seal (which is located in the middle of campus), during the day in a secluded park, up against wall to floor windows in the middle of downtown Dayton (night time). ..seems recently though it has been kept to within the walls of the home! Might have to think of a new one to add soon. ...I am just so worried now about getting a public indecency ticket and then I would lose my job working with kids. . ..
In the glass elevator at Qualcom Stadium. It was the middle of the night when no one was around, but still quite risky.
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In the middle of the ocean on a raft in Bermuda. we swam out there while the sun was coming down.?In the basement of a catering hall ?at my friends wedding.In the backseat of a cab.
IDK about "kinkiest", but definately the most shocking place was in a hotel room with his parents in the same room (about 5 feet away).
We hadn't seen each other in like 2 months and were all pent up, his parents had rented the whole family a large hotel room with beds in one area and a living room space right next to it, so while they were watching tv we went at it spoon style. It was so wrong, but so fun!
Can't think of the kinkiest-we've been a lot of places (we both had roommates while in college so we had to get creative). I swear I don't think we had sex in a bed more than twice the first year we were having sex-my how times have changed.
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Hmm.. well I've fooled around in a graveyard which was more creepy than anything, but I was young so I didn't care much. I had sex in my college darkroom up on a stool. It was dark but the red light was kinda sexy
I think the oddest BJ I ever gave was in a church. Riskiest BJ was sitting on some stairs outside of my old job. We almost got caught. We were in a parking lot right next to an expressway (we kept getting honked at!) and people were driving around the building. We were in plain sight.
My DH and I have had sex in the back of my truck a lot which was parked in various spots. Outside a McDonalds, in a park, at our old job. We've had sex in the same park but behind some trees which was kinda in a strangers back yard. We ended up both being covered in mosquito bites which sucked, but was pretty funny.
For those of you who have done it with people "sleeping" in the room with you, don't be so sure they didn't hear you! This happened to DH. His friend's sister and her BF went at it in the hotel room they were sharing and thought DH was sleeping but he was just too terrified to move!
The ex actually called the next day to let me know that the new boyfriend and I had left handprints on his mirror. It's a good thing he had a good sense of humor.
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baby was conceived at an MRI place, in FI's truck.. otherwise, every piece of furniture in a hotel room... at a park... and the bedroom (duh!). we're not really afraid to do it in public, especially at night..
wow...I'm bad. I've done in EVERYWHERE! my son was conceived on a soccer field in broad daylight, in a cemetery, in his grandmothers
bedroom on the floor doggy style my head facing the door (everyone was away on vaca and came
home 2 days early and walked in on us, grandma, sister, sisters bf, mother and
father. I wanted to climb down the tree to leave, embarrassing) , hole
number 6 and a deer scared the crap out of me, oh my favorite, I took
my husband on a picnic on some rocks at the stream (it's so beautiful)
with wine and cheese and lots of sex on the rocks, in the water, in the
car later that night, oh I almost forgot about the driving range (that
was a blast), while we were driving (thank goodness for the sunroof),
in the back of a limo (that made me sick to my stomach), the ocean, a
random picnic bench in the middle of nowhere, the list goes on and on.
We will never have a boring sex life. I wish he were home right now.
I finally want some and again it's the wrong timing. This pregnancy is
really getting to me.
most public might be in a parking garage after a baseball game.
O and on our honeymoon, we went to Costa Rica and stayed at a resort with hot springs and decided to go for it when the crowd thinned out a little- that was amazing! Very natural:)
This weekend we did it in the shower with his parents in the next room. Felt very wrong.
Church parking lot, the zoo parking lot, the pool deck of my bf's grandparent's pool while they were in the house, on a golf cart, couch at my parents cabin while they were outside, on a boat in the rain, playground jungle gym...makes me want to plot something exciting for tonight!
When DH and I were dating, he had a crew meet in New Orleans. We went out after his meet and went on Bourbon Street. My best friend watched the ladies bathroom door outside, while we hooked up. "The Crazy Corner" is STILL our fav. bar there!!
In the woods, on a four wheelers, driving down the highway (during the day), and in a parking garage at the hospital. Where we got in the most trouble...got caught in my room while in training for the military (not a good idea) but so much fun. That's all I can think of...preggo brain has taken hold!
Re: ok, now let's talk sex.
I haven't done it anywhere kinky with FI... unless you count going down on each other in his parents guest bedroom. We couldn't bring ourselves to actually do the deed.
Ex-bf's are another story haha... the kinkiest is probably in the gym at a hotel on the treadmill LOL
park bench in the middle of a park.
the twist..
a play let out just behind the bushes.. which we swore we didn't see when things got hot and heavy..
Mall parking garage
Does it creep anybody else out that a man was commenting on this or is that just me? I just imagine these wrinkly old perverts jackin off to some pregnant ladies' sex stories.
With my DH
In the middle of the ocean on a raft in Bermuda. we swam out there while the sun was coming down.?In the basement of a catering hall ?at my friends wedding.In the backseat of a cab.
IDK about "kinkiest", but definately the most shocking place was in a hotel room with his parents in the same room (about 5 feet away).
We hadn't seen each other in like 2 months and were all pent up, his parents had rented the whole family a large hotel room with beds in one area and a living room space right next to it, so while they were watching tv we went at it spoon style. It was so wrong, but so fun!
Can't think of the kinkiest-we've been a lot of places (we both had roommates while in college so we had to get creative). I swear I don't think we had sex in a bed more than twice the first year we were having sex-my how times have changed.
Hmm.. well I've fooled around in a graveyard which was more creepy than anything, but I was young so I didn't care much. I had sex in my college darkroom up on a stool. It was dark but the red light was kinda sexy
I think the oddest BJ I ever gave was in a church. Riskiest BJ was sitting on some stairs outside of my old job. We almost got caught. We were in a parking lot right next to an expressway (we kept getting honked at!) and people were driving around the building. We were in plain sight.
My DH and I have had sex in the back of my truck a lot which was parked in various spots. Outside a McDonalds, in a park, at our old job. We've had sex in the same park but behind some trees which was kinda in a strangers back yard. We ended up both being covered in mosquito bites which sucked, but was pretty funny.
Hmm.. I think that's it.
*In our backyard in the middle of the summer on a yoga mat. I was practicing yoga in my bikini, and DH just couldn't resist tackling me.
*I've given him a couple bjs in the back of our car after dates.
*I had another one in mind but my preggo brain just blocked it out haha
In the ocean. Salt water hurts, btw!
For those of you who have done it with people "sleeping" in the room with you, don't be so sure they didn't hear you! This happened to DH. His friend's sister and her BF went at it in the hotel room they were sharing and thought DH was sleeping but he was just too terrified to move!
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Bathroom counter in my ex-boyfriend's bathroom.
The ex actually called the next day to let me know that the new boyfriend and I had left handprints on his mirror. It's a good thing he had a good sense of humor.
baby was conceived at an MRI place, in FI's truck.. otherwise, every piece of furniture in a hotel room... at a park... and the bedroom (duh!). we're not really afraid to do it in public, especially at night..
wow...I'm bad. I've done in EVERYWHERE! my son was conceived on a soccer field in broad daylight, in a cemetery, in his grandmothers bedroom on the floor doggy style my head facing the door (everyone was away on vaca and came home 2 days early and walked in on us, grandma, sister, sisters bf, mother and father. I wanted to climb down the tree to leave, embarrassing) , hole number 6 and a deer scared the crap out of me, oh my favorite, I took my husband on a picnic on some rocks at the stream (it's so beautiful) with wine and cheese and lots of sex on the rocks, in the water, in the car later that night, oh I almost forgot about the driving range (that was a blast), while we were driving (thank goodness for the sunroof), in the back of a limo (that made me sick to my stomach), the ocean, a random picnic bench in the middle of nowhere, the list goes on and on. We will never have a boring sex life. I wish he were home right now. I finally want some and again it's the wrong timing. This pregnancy is really getting to me.
on a four-wheeler in the woods.
most public might be in a parking garage after a baseball game.
O and on our honeymoon, we went to Costa Rica and stayed at a resort with hot springs and decided to go for it when the crowd thinned out a little- that was amazing! Very natural:)
This weekend we did it in the shower with his parents in the next room. Felt very wrong.
The roof top of a Miami hotel the ligths of the city made the rush so much better
In the woods, on a four wheelers, driving down the highway (during the day), and in a parking garage at the hospital. Where we got in the most trouble...got caught in my room while in training for the military (not a good idea) but so much fun. That's all I can think of...preggo brain has taken hold!