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Does anyone else have..

a Magic Bullet?

I got one as a gift recently and it has very much upped my smoothie intake. I used to hate cleaning the bloody blender all the time. Brillant!

PS: When my friend gave it to me I was a wee bit...tipsy. She said "Surprise! It's a magic bullet"

And I thought she was talking about a dildo!  Embarrassed

(Was I happy or disappointed it was not? Hum.......hehe!)

Re: Does anyone else have..

  • we got one for our wedding...i love it!!

    and when i told dh we got a magic bullet he really thought it was a dildo! and then he had to explain to my dad what he was talking about! hahahahaha


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  • Oh the blender...got it...nope don't have one!

    *wiping dirty mind...she said magic bullet not silver bullet*

  • I did have the "other" magic bullet... but I know what you are talking about! I wish we had one.
  • MIL has one and I always think the name makes it sound like a vibrator.  I'm so tempted to steal it off her because she never uses it.

    It is fab for making easy pi?a coladas:

    -ice

    -malibu

    -pineapple coconut juice

    Blend

    MMMMM!

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    it's called a kilt, he's scottish
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  • imageBcbscorp:

    Oh the blender...got it...nope don't have one!

    *wiping dirty mind...she said magic bullet not silver bullet*

    I"ve missed you the past few days, in particular your dirty mind.

  • LOL before I finished reading your post I thought, 'isn't that a vibrator?!'

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  • imageMelaina25:

    MIL has one and I always think the name makes it sound like a vibrator.  I'm so tempted to steal it off her because she never uses it.

    It is fab for making easy pi?a coladas:

    -ice

    -malibu

    -pineapple coconut juice

    Blend

    MMMMM!

    Why the fark have I been wasting time on smoothies?

    ::makes note for after AF when/if she shows::

  • LOL, I totally thought it was the bullet https://tinyurl.com/cgpa2g (TWS)

    We have a vita mix and have a smoothie every day. Now that I'm Pregnant we had flax seed for the extra omega 3's . Just a thought for when you get pregnant. 

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  • imagejrandv:
    I did have the "other" magic bullet... but I know what you are talking about! I wish we had one.

     

    LOL. I so want to start up a post about "The She Shell".

  • got one for our wedding.  we used it all the time for about a year.   Now only occassionally.    Maybe I'll get back into smoothy mode with summer on it's way.
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  • imageMelaina25:

    MIL has one and I always think the name makes it sound like a vibrator.  I'm so tempted to steal it off her because she never uses it.

    It is fab for making easy pi?a coladas:

    -ice

    -malibu

    -pineapple coconut juice

    Blend

    MMMMM!

    Pina coladas always remind me of giants cups of semen. 

    I could go for a fruity drink right now though!

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  • imageGlowconsin:
    imageMelaina25:

    MIL has one and I always think the name makes it sound like a vibrator.  I'm so tempted to steal it off her because she never uses it.

    It is fab for making easy pi?a coladas:

    -ice

    -malibu

    -pineapple coconut juice

    Blend

    MMMMM!

    Pina coladas always remind me of giants cups of semen. 

    I could go for a fruity drink right now though!

    Jaysus Christ.

  • It's true though!  Next time you have one, you look at it and tell me that it doesn't remind you of semen.
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  • imageGlowconsin:
    It's true though!  Next time you have one, you look at it and tell me that it doesn't remind you of semen.

    Actually, the next time I have semen, I'll think of a pina colada. Wink

  • imageGlowconsin:
    It's true though!  Next time you have one, you look at it and tell me that it doesn't remind you of semen.

    If only they tasted the same!

  • yes.  but not the blender thing.
  • imageCathyMD:

    imageGlowconsin:
    It's true though!  Next time you have one, you look at it and tell me that it doesn't remind you of semen.

    Actually, the next time I have semen, I'll think of a pina colada. Wink

    LOL!!  That's a much better alternative!  Way to picture the glass half full.

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    imageBcbscorp:

    Oh the blender...got it...nope don't have one!

    *wiping dirty mind...she said magic bullet not silver bullet*

    I"ve missed you the past few days, in particular your dirty mind.

    LOL, Sorry I've been busy getting my ars kicked by AF. Bitter and angry, I'll definitely be here tomorrow, tuesday is the perfect day to get out some anger!

    For now I'm poking in and out but have a deadline to get rid of this huge stack of papers in front of me in the next two and a half hours!

     

  • Last time I checked semen doesn't taste like pineappley, coconutty, rummy goodness.
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  • imageMelaina25:
    Last time I checked semen doesn't taste like pineappley, coconutty, rummy goodness.

    Sadly...true.

    This makes me want to spark up a poll on what people think sperm tastes like.

    I've always wondered.....

    Edit: wondered what other people think. I think chalk.

  • imageBcbscorp:

    Oh the blender...got it...nope don't have one!

    *wiping dirty mind...she said magic bullet not silver bullet*

     

    My thoughts exactly.

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  • I just use my kitchenaid blender for smoothies and rinse it out immediately after making them so the washing of it isn't too involved.   I have heard that the magic bullet is pretty fab though.
  • I have it and make smoothies or protein shakes often.  Don't use it for much else though.  Have you ever seen the infomercial?  I always get sucked in...  Tried salsa once and it came out like mush--whoops.  Fiber one into crumbs works great (use it to "fry" stuff).  This post is really amusing, btw.  :)
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  • imageCathyMD:
    PS: When my friend gave it to me I was a wee bit...tipsy. She said "Surprise! It's a magic bullet"

    And I thought she was talking about a dildo!  Embarrassed

    (Was I happy or disappointed it was not? Hum.......hehe!)

    LMAO! I would have been a little disappointed until I experienced the smoothies!
  • I love the silver bullet. Not too sure about the magic one.
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  • I also thought you were talking about the dildo.  And without reading any further, I thought, "wow, she has a lot to say about that!"

    I do want one though, the blender kind. ;)

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    I want one, because I do not like the idea of cleaning out the blender, thus it hasn't been used in years.

    I do like the idea of make smoothies thought.  I would have to get one as a gift I think.

  • imageBcbscorp:

    imageGlowconsin:
    It's true though!  Next time you have one, you look at it and tell me that it doesn't remind you of semen.

    If only they tasted the same!

    LOL!
  • I thought you were talking about the little pleasure buzzer!  haha.

    No, I don't have the kitchen one Wink

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  • I have one but rarely use it!
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