Creepy guy: Hey Sallie, I heard you are going for that new position.
Sallie: Yes I am.
Creepy guy: Well...you know...that position is going to put us very close together. Let's just say I'm very excited about this and looking forward to all of our dinners. *wink* *licks lips*
Ewww hahahaha
Re: 1990s sexual harrassment videos are hilarious