I am putting supper in the fridge, taking a long bath, then going to bed. No hot food and no sex for you.
Seriously. I told him a half hour that supper was ready. Granted I am eating supper and nesting so I am not ticked that he did not eat with me, but more ticked that I haven't put it away yet.
Re: DH, If you do not remove your lazy ass from the couch....
I would not want to see the consequences of DH not being able to find his Xbox controller. That is what he is playing right now.