Funny pregnancy quotes, from Overheard in New York

TarheelsInNJ · March 2009

Hello! I get a weekly newsletter from Overheard in New York, which contains real, crazy things that people have heard said in NYC. This week's had a pregnancy theme, so I thought I'd share for a Friday laugh!

The best Overheard in New York quotes from last week, by your votes:

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Sassy lady on cell: I tell you, he got the wrong *** pregnant!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Stunned!

Girl: Ugh, pregnancy would be like, so much worse than gonorrhea.

--John Jay Dining Hall, Columbia University

Overheard by: jane

AT&T employee: Yeah, when I had my daughter I actually didn't have to stay overnight in the hospital. See, usually, after you have the baby, you have to pass the placenta. The doctor actually reached up inside me and just pulled it out, just like that. He told me I was fine to go home after that, so I did.

--AT&T Store, Union Square

20-something on cell: But I refused to go down on him...I told him I'm not ready to have a baby. (pause) Of course you can get pregnant by swallowing! Hello? Did you not take sex-ed in high school?

--61st St & Lexington Ave

Woman on cell: It's such a small opening, and it gets torn apart when you have a kid!

--42nd St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Weekender

20-something on cell: But I'm tired of always being pregnant.

--East Village

Overheard by: also tired

MadameFancyPants · March 2009

I love the sex-ed comment. Apparently she didn't pay attention in high school!

CrazyChef · March 2009

That was a good way to start my day.

lol Yes, my lazy asss did just roll out of bed. Actually I'm still IN bed, technically, but I'm up and working off of about 4 internet tabs so I'm fairly productive.