Ok, I totally stole this off of facebook but DH and I laughed a lot about it last night.
a. Go to Google
b. Type your name and the words "likes to" all in quotation marks. (e.g. "Maggy likes to")
c. Report back on the first ten things that come up for your name.
Re: Let's play "Nestie Likes to"...
2. Amy likes to search for bird nests and look for animal babies of...
3. amy likes to start these posts about herself
4. Amy likes to do all sorts of things. She has fun at just about everything that she does. She is a real sweetheart, and we are glad to have her in our family ...
5. amy likes to play with feet
6. Amy likes to discuss your vision of the portrait session
7. Amy likes to play pretend. Mitch would rather skateboard. They never want to watch the same television show. And they always try to get the better of each ...
8. Amy Likes To Go Rrr.
9. Amy likes to do the cooking and Ryan is a proud supporter of desserts
10. Amy likes to dance, sew, do yoga and gives high marks to friendly men who can roll with the punches.
11. Our girl Amy likes to do it. A lot. I'll give you a minute to quickly clear your thoughts and think about something less gross.
I know I said only ten, but how could I just leave #11 hanging out there? My personal favorite is number 8.
Mine weren't that funny, until page 2:
Amanda likes to whip urine.
Yup. That's what I like doing on a Saturday.
This is fun! There were only 2 for my real name, so I used the alternate spelling to get more:
I'll do the funny ones.
Marina likes to show off her tongue
Marina likes to shout at people for no particular reason and when we got round to speaking to people staying at the Marina
Marina likes to see the latest pop culture vinyl toys a la giant robot, exploring the Tokyo Fruits culture, and she's an frequent Yelper
Marina likes to hit those dollar beers pretty good
Marina likes to eat it over boiled potatoes
Marina likes to mutilate her toes (stubbing in the pool and dropping a beer bottle on it)...yes jets in a jacuzzi tub make big bubbles
1. Katie likes to be in pictures on flickr.
2. Katie likes to dance.
3. Katie likes to hit things.
4. Katie likes to help in the kitchen.
5. Katie likes to have it both ways.
6. Katie likes to run around in cotton panties and a crown.
7. Katie likes to roll.
8. Katie likes to share.
9. Katie likes to wear jewelry.
10. Katie likes to be the center of attention.
WARNING: #10 GETS A LITTLE R RATED!
10. Denise likes to suckcock. Denise also adores rubber, hence the name. I don't run into too many satin or lace sluts, but I DO know of rubber ...
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This is funnY!
1. Anna likes to give her snakes a bath once or twice a week
2. Anna likes to tell that at this point her mother ordered her out of the apartment and she began life on her own at the age of fifteen ...
3. Anna likes to cook food that her Grandpa liked ? eggs and wieners and Italian bread.
4. Anna likes to eat cocktail onions in bed at 10 p.m.
5. Anna likes to work only for passive and big women who let her take care of everything, otherwise she prefers to work for men.
I did the funny ones!
We did our girls names as well and it was pretty funny. You can't help but picture your kid doing these crazy things!
This is number 5 for my DD:
Isabelle likes to mingle with older stroke patients undergoing treatment at the state branch of the National Stroke Association of Malaysia
1. Stacy likes to change her clothes.
2. Stacy likes to dance a lot!
3. Stacy likes to visit Amber as frequently as possible.
4. Stacy likes to say on Karmabanque Radio "price precedes news".
5. Stacy would like to have a threesome.
6. Stacy likes to tied up tight...I can't even finish that sentence.
That was all there was for my name! Yikes!
Liam is 5!
1. Jodi likes to work with have helped many to establish themselves in ...
2. Jodi likes to paint teacups and give them out as gifts
3. Jodi likes to play in her own yard
4. Jodi likes to carry the smallest camera-and-lens combination possible
5. Jodi likes to look at magazines, store advertisements, and newspapers
6. Jodi likes to read mysteries a lot
7. Jodi likes to get close to the 'gurlz' too
8. Jodi likes to paint in many styles and has enjoyed experimenting with a wide range of art and craft media.
9.jodi likes to write mean things on her "friends" wall.
10. Jodi likes to dream up saucy messages
Christine like to dance in pictures.
Christine likes to hit women----yikes!! ha ha ha
Christine likes to bowl
Christine likes teeny tiny creatures.
Christine likes to get down and dirty.
Christine likes fine wine.
Great idea! HA HA HA!
1. Michelle likes to ride Juliete the Clydesdale Horse
2. Michelle likes to pile on the flower brooches
3. Michelle likes to sew
4. Michelle likes to say that you?ve got use your fun tickets when you can
5. Michelle likes to dress fashionably
6. Michelle likes to do these things now with her own children
Then they kind of got all weird after that. Most are referring to Michelle Obama....I'm totally lovin' #1.
1. Jesse likes to eat tacos, hes a rockstar.
2. Jesse likes to romanticize about American and World History.
3. Jesse likes to drink.
4. Jesse Likes to Party Boy!
5. After a long tiring day Jesse likes to unwind by watching a movie before sleeping.
6. Jesse likes to help out with whatever you're doing.
The next one cracks me up:
7. Life Unscripted: Erin Likes To...In Google, type your name and "likes to" in quotation marks (ex: "Jesse likes to"). Then make a list of the first ten results to share. ...
8. Jesse likes to lick and sniff my watercolors.
9. Jesse likes to have me hold one end of his chew bonewhile he chews and tugs on it and in the process he gets me to move up to the edge of my chair.
10. Jesse likes to write dramatic stories and poetry.Unfort, I think most of mine were either about animals or freaks!
1. Maggie likes to play with knives
2. Maggie likes soda cans
3. Maggie likes it!
4. I stand in front of my computer to work and when I do so, Maggie likes to rest at least one body part on my feet.
5. I found something Maggie likes to eat... Ummm... that would be poop.
6. Maggie likes to drink...mostly wearing lingerie and pearls.
7. Maggie Q likes to play dirty.
8. Maggie likes carrots
9. Maggie Likes Her Ladies Curvy.
10. Maggie likes to lay behind my recliner.
8.
1. Fawn likes to be in one of the cubby holes because she is still a bit nervous around all the other cats.
2. Fawn likes to balance her life with snowboarding, dancing, triathlon training and competition, hiking and listening to play-by-play baseball while cooking with her friends and family.
3. Fawn likes to keep things in the family.
4. Little Fawn likes to talk via cam with our friends
5. Now, Fawn likes to have a lot of fun at the ranch, especially during the winter months.
6. Thus, Fawn likes to think of herself as an environmentalist. Unfortunately, all is not green in the lives of Fawn and her husband.
7. Fawn, likes to look in the mirror when she wears hers.
8. Fawn likes to have both parents involved so we all took a photo!
9. Fawn likes to be walked everyday and is playful.
10. Fawn likes to lick my husband's armpits while he is bench pressing weights.
Hmm not sure about that last one but I do like to be walked everyday and agree that I am playful.
Oh Lordy...really??
1) Alex likes to dance to The Devil Wears Prada.
2)alex likes to dance like a retard
3) alex likes to hit things with sticks - 26 - Male ...
4)Alex Likes Short Shorts <_shake_ya_tambourine>
5)Alex Likes Studs
6)?? No subject
7)Alex Ovechkin Likes To Drink And Score
8)alex chiu likes to doodle
9)?? No subject
10)Alex Likes Apples, Ben Likes ...
Not too far off the mark!!
L-R: Liam (7), Eimhin (6) and Fionn (4)! (Irish names)
Too busy to update the pics for now ...
1. Larissa likes to run, go to the beach, travel, eat out, and spend time with friends and family.
2. Thanasis Kokkinoulis, a trade unionist from Larissa, likes to tell people that he urges youngsters to remain in the countryside and become farmers.
3. Larissa likes to run, bake bread and cake, and ride on buses and trains with her little boy Sebastian who is 3 years old.
4. Larissa likes to party all night during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.
5. Larissa likes to fill her spare time by joining everything she can and making said spare time disappear.
6. Larissa likes to joke about it (though she hasn?t even seen it) being pinkish but it is actually Mauve Taupe.
7. Larissa likes to go on mission trips and learn az much as she can on them.
8. Larissa likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
9. Larissa likes to spend her free time dancing as a means of exercise and supports her participants in finding fun ways to get physical activity.
10. So I?m on vacation in the wilds of Florida (as Larissa likes to call it) and aside from both the husband and the kid coming down with terrible colds...
All quite boring. Those are the first 10.
DS - December 2006
DD - December 2008
1) Sara likes to sing, in an amateur way
2) Sara likes to smell colleens armpits (
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3)sarah likes to walk in the woods
4)Sarah Likes to Drink
5)Sara likes to laugh a lot
6)sarah likes to claim 40000 people are being gunned down yearly
7)sarah likes to be in control
8)Sara likes to make muffins
9)Sara likes to shake things up, try everything new, and work with the best of the best
10)Sara likes to keep it simple
*eta* I skipped the dirty ones and anything related to Sarah Palin!
1.Evelyn likes to pick out her own socks.(I do, I suppose?)
2.Evelyn likes to treat her stuffed animals with a doctor's kit.
3. Evelyn likes to read psychotic thrillers, political satires, and self-help books.
4. Evelyn likes to accompany you in Pleasanton to dinners and restaurants.(This was on an "escort" site complete with naked pics. Ew!)
5. Evelyn likes to take her children out into the bush on weekends to gather bush tucker, especially witchety grubs.
6. Evelyn likes to shoot.
7. Evelyn likes to talk on the phone.
8. Evelyn likes to tape their lovemaking. She also thinks little of alienating Adam's friends.(LOL! Yes, while I'm escorting men on the side, I love to tape us doing the nasty.)
9. Evelyn likes to walk to the sound of the Chemical Brothers.
10. Evelyn likes to read and says, "The Bible is the Best Book, it strengthens and renews my faith day by day."(I have to do SOMETHING to redeem myself after a long-night's work "escorting", video-taping and walking around to the Chem. Bros.)1. Beth likes to touch herself.
2. Beth likes to boogie to all kinds of music.
3. Beth likes to study the work of Master Artists and learn about their periods in art.
4. Beth likes to twist and shout. She teaches aerobics
5. Beth likes to drink.
6. Beth likes to listen to music on her computer and on vinyl records.
7. Beth likes to work on her geo-thermal earth berm house in Southern Indiana.
8. Beth likes to read, ride her bike, and volunteer at church.
9. Beth likes to go to the tournament with Ward and Audrey.
10. Beth likes to live a little dangerously.
LOL - since I'm late I'll just post a few of the early but funny ones.
1. Tara likes to spice things up with her dominatrix persona (daaa, sigur!)
2. Tara likes to pick up men with her sexy retainer picture
3. tara likes to eat trees.. actually its broccoli
4. tara likes to dance on cars
5. Tara likes to steal my food from me and that gets me mad
6. Tara Likes To be pretty.