I live in a VAN. DOWN BY THE RIVER.

goodtobethelarkster · February 2009

I was reading another board today and randomly clicked on another Nestie's profile because her post was, um, hopefully intentionally, hilarious. (Don't remember who or which post.)

She lists her job as "motivational speaker, all around mover and shaker."

Does anyone remember that old school SNL sketch where Chris Farley is the worst motivational speaker ever? "I'm 35. Divorced. And I live in VAN. DOWN BY THE RIVER." I have had that phrase in my head for like the past 3 hours and can't for the life of me remember the name of the character.

It's been driving me nuts and I don't want to spend like 30 mins getting Rick Rolled on youtube... does anyone happen to know the dude's name?

JuneMommy2B · February 2009

Matt Foley?

Temp778367875008010 · February 2009

My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker!!

meglew · February 2009

That sketch on SNL was f-ing hilarious!

MrsGo4Hockeychick · February 2009

Matt Foley!

goodtobethelarkster · February 2009

Yes! Thank you! For your viewing pleasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcR7hr4LLQg

macaroni1979 · February 2009

I love Chris Farley. "Fat guy in a little coat" is possibly my favorite ever!

KittenGator · February 2009

Bwa ha ha. I sold a credit card to someone named Chris Farley and this was all I could think of when I was selling to him.

VTbride05 · February 2009

Dont think that my family is nuts but my 9 year old nephew happened to see this skit and decided to memorize it. He performed at Christmas and it was hilarious! We were all in tears....