Dear person I have welcomed into my home and fed: I realize you are trying to be nice but if you dare tell me one more time (17 and counting) about how much larger I am now than you ever were I will put my belly aside and knock you the hell out. Myself, my DH and my Dr. are all content with my weight gain and size of my belly so far and that is all that matters. Maybe a quick shot to the head will make you realize how rude your size comments are.
Danke ladies, I needed to get that out before I hurt someone. And if I weren't already in a food coma I would go and eat some more. Hope you ladies are having a great day!!
Re: Brief T-day escape (vent)
You should have said, "Wow, how funny I was just thinking how you looked like you have put on weight too, we should compare notes"
Sorry the person does not know when you keep their mouth shut. ?