lmao @ Craigslist lost and found..

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · November 2008

Tracey was taken from me last night/ early this morning.

She is an 11 year old white Honda Accord. I adopted her back in 2004 and she has been a godsend, and I can't imagine the type of person who would take her away from me with no warning, not even a note.

To whomever has carnapped my one and only, please bring her back. Why her?

All I ask is that you bring her back to me in one piece. You can leave her right where you found her.

I won't involve the police. You don't have to worry. Just make this right and we can all move on.

But I swear if you harm one spark plug on her, or try to take advantage of her great trunk, I will not stop until you have been brought to justice.

Tracey, if you get this, I'm sorry for knocking your lights out when I was drunk. I'm sorry that I never appreciated you as my own. I know I never thought you were the prettiest on the block, I'm sorry that I always tried to hide you when we went to nice restaurants and bars. But thank you for always being able to get us home safely. I'm sorry that I took you for granted. If we see each other again, I promise that I will stop smoking. I won't push you to go faster than you want, we can take it slow again. I'll fix the window that you always whined about.And I'll protect you so that this never happens again. I miss you and love you.

At first I thought she was talking about a child!