how funny is this?!

kmdixon · November 2008

from the 1st tri board:

I have a question.

The other day I was washing my vag while eating a ham sandwich when I fell and scraped my knee. DH dropped his coffee in an attempt to catch me and at least 2 drops got in my mouth. I spit it out but I'm pretty sure I swallowed some. Then my cat came and crapped on my face and now I'm feeling these weird pains in my abdomen. DH said I should take Tylenol but I told him "NO WAY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY BABY?" What should I do?

can we get her over here??