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POLL: embarassing sexual incidents
we have a couple:
1. we bought tingley lube... well apparently they are serious with the 'shake well before use' warning. no shaking = EXTRAFUCKINGTINGLEY ... not in a good way
2. hand job in the car on the highway - we passed a minivan full of guys and one guy saw us ..... he must have told the driver so they went by us and EVERYONE in the van was gawking... but we were done by then and everything was put away haha
3. the first summer MH and i were together, my roomate asked me once why my bed was so far away from the wall ... then went OMG NEVERMIND
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Re: POLL: embarassing sexual incidents
Baby Elise was born @ 31w on 1/12/11 weighing 3lbs 14oz, 18in - she came home from the NICU on Valentine's day
Baby Elise was born @ 31w on 1/12/11 weighing 3lbs 14oz, 18in - she came home from the NICU on Valentine's day
go ahead with your bad self!
Froot is freaky!
We got married in a very conservative church, and the men got dressed in the choir room.
All of my husband's groomsmen thought it would be funny to get a huge gift bag and load it to the brim with condoms - like the ones they've had for years and tons of the kinky ones, like you'd find in a truck stop vending machine. Dh said there was probably over a thousand condoms in the bag and it weighed a ton.
They gave it to him in the choir room and he forgot about it until we were on the plane on our honeymoon. My face is still red when I think about the pastor or choir director finding that in the choir room. I wonder what they did with it.
Baby Elise was born @ 31w on 1/12/11 weighing 3lbs 14oz, 18in - she came home from the NICU on Valentine's day
lol! I have to go pee now because I am laughing so hard!
was, before i was a momma
My friend in college broke her nose during sex. She was on top and going to town when he decided to sit up (????). It was dark and she slammed her face right into his forehead.
Of course, everyone who treated her in the ER asked what happened. She couldn't come up with a lie fast enough, so she just told the truth. Well....that and the big red mark/forming bruise on his forehead was a dead giveaway.
Baby Elise was born @ 31w on 1/12/11 weighing 3lbs 14oz, 18in - she came home from the NICU on Valentine's day
DH gets easily embarrassed so he thinks we have a lot. I can't think of any...
The other day at Costco I showed DH a fur rug and said we should get this and have sex on it. There was an old lady walking by and he was convinced that she heard it. He was so embarrassed. I'm pretty sure she didn't hear it and who cares if she did?
we did it on a shower curtain + baby oil once
>:D
I am trying to picture what this is like and now all I can think of is having sex on a slip n' slide.
Baby Elise was born @ 31w on 1/12/11 weighing 3lbs 14oz, 18in - she came home from the NICU on Valentine's day
I believe a slip and slide would describe that well!
EXACTLTY
I always worry about doing this.
LOL, when I farted DH didn't even notice, but he wasn't down there either...
***BFP 1-22-13, baby boy dx with Trisomy 13 at 15 weeks.
We let him go to Heaven on 4-27-13 at 17 weeks 1 day***
When DH and I were dating one afternoon we decided to get in a quicky. I was in a skirt ...jumped on top....and went to town.
Before we know it we see his mom standing at the door with the phone in her hand. Her face turned white and she told the person on the phone..."uggh, sorry he's busy!" and then she ran off.
I am just sooo thankful that we were (almost) fully clothed!!
We yelled at her for not knocking and she yelled at us for not locking the door - oops..
My ex and were "parking" and I was giving him a BJ and a cop comes up and shines his light in the window and tells us the "park" was closed.