Funny story

katie277s

Last night, DS was playing near DH's guitar.  We were in the process of getting ready to take a bath so he only had a shirt on, no underwear or anything.  I look at the guitar and I see the pick is missing.  I figured DS put it in the opening of the guitar, so I asked him where it was.  He looked at me, put his hand down his butt and pulled it out of his crack!  I must have had a horrified look on my face because he nearly started to cry when I told him to NEVER PUT ANYTHING DOWN THERE!!!   It went straight into the trash.

When DH got home, he asked if I had seen the pick for his guitar.  I didn't have the heart to tell him that his son put it down his crack, so I acted surprised that it was gone. 

Eww.

femmegem

Okay, that totally made me crack up. Pun intended. LOL.

LIbride1006

LMFAO:)

Flem052204

That's funny.  Wonder what inspired your DS to do that?

I absolutely would have told my DH.  I would have been laughing too hard when he asked about it so he for sure would know something was up!