hump day lunchtime confessions

SpartyGirl

some of my co-workers have this marker that I call the "get high, stay high" permanent marker.  It REAKS & gives me a headache & make me sick.  i don't know why they can't use a regular permanent sharpie but whatever. 

so last night i happened to be here after those people left.  so i went around to their desks & plucked their markers & threw them out on my way out of the building.  i only found 2.  Only 1 co-worker saw me & i told her she's just as guilty as me b/c she didn't try to stop me.  she just laughed.

so just now i heard one of the cw's saying " i used to have one, i don't know where it went".  yah, it's LONG gone now. 

but i missed at least 1 b/c someone is using 1 now.  DARN IT!

MrsRoehl_2008

Oh Sparty, your workplace hilarity puts "The Office" to comedic shame.

dmsmth

I've only done maybe an hours worth of work today.  I've been at work since 8am.  So, I've pretty much been nesting for 2 hours...  I'm just too freaking tired to think today...

SpartyGirl

Mrs.Roehl - I am glad that I can enterain you and my fellow SAL'ers.  At least someone is entertained by all this......   Somedays I feel like friggin Jane Bond here.  Trying to mask smells, not be annoyed by people.  And especially lately trying to hide what I feel is an obvious belly. 

da, da, dada, da da, dadaduh da.......(mission impossible theme song - can u hear it???) 

did i tell u about the time (one of the many) that my boss brought back NAH-STY fried food for lunch & when she got up from her desk & left her office for a few minutes I "blessed" her doorway - that is 5 ft from my desk - w/ the liquid from the fruity scented reed diffuser at my desk.  yah, i literally sprinkled the liquid in the doorway hoping it'd act like a barrier.  didn't work so much....

txbabs111

They had Smoothie King come into our work today and make free smoothies for us. I already had 1 but I am seriously considering getting another one. They are sooooo good.

chefleigh2

I woke up at 9:30 and came to work at 11. Told them I had been out making calls. Then I've basically nested for 2 hours and worked on Christmas lists.  Now I'm going to lunch and leaving at 3 to take a test. yay hookey days!