Why does everyone want to be like FB?

JaysonandKristin

I feel like this is FB meets TB.  

On top of that...  Did y'all see?  

We are a Bump Month Club...  They're making our acronyms obsolete --  we're no longer a BMB.  

I'm thankful the task bar functions now work on my mac, but how long before all the obnoxious idiots are typing in size obnoxious font?

Life is Exciting

You know you're pregnant when you can smell your boss's body odor from 2 cubicles away and you have to throw away the bottle of scented hand lotion in your desk drawer because you can smell it through the bottle and through the desk and it's nauseating.

Drea2892

When you nap for two hours, wake up, eat and then go right back to sleep. Or when you take off your bra and it feels like your boobs weigh 20 lbs each

palm513

Jaycarmelxo:

When you go to leave the house and have to make 3 separate trips back inside because you forgot things one at a time..

I do this except I go in the first time because I forgot my keys and then leave my cell on the table and when I go back in for my phone and forget what I went in for grab a drink and leave my keys on the counter then I have to go back in for my keys and cell, and always forget one or the other and have to go back in a fourth time(this time I leave the two items I have outside while I retrieve the last one). 

lawyerlindsay

When you get upset about something and you just can't. stop. crying.  That was me today.

MrsStuessyWI

Drea2892:

When you nap for two hours, wake up, eat and then go right back to sleep.

THIS! On the weekends I will sometimes sleep in until 9 or 10, take a 3 hour nap in the late afternoon and then go to sleep a couple of hours later. It is heavenly!