things I never thought I'd say

CnAnA

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I just told Alice, "Please don't throat punch Mommy." I have also already had to break out "Don't let the dog lick you in the mouth...and please don't lick the dog's face either!"

Any gems from yall?

morrkim

Please don't play with mommy's nipple.

Mrs.G123

Go the f ck to sleep.

J/k. But I used to think it with dd1all the time.

Sillygirl85

Please don't put your hand in my mouth.

and

Don't eat the cat food.

ChrisG83

Stop licking the dog.

CnAnA

I hurt thinking of all the baby inflicted titty twisters! I have a couple freckles and moles on my collar bone. Alice likes to work on her pincer grasp on them. Ouch!

tamararachel2

mbm1983:

Mainly the pinching nipples thing. But not mine...daddy's!

Haha! Same here!!

CnAnA

piffle42:

Mrs.G123:

Go the f ck to sleep.

J/k. But I used to think it with dd1all the time.

Do you have the book? It's hilarious.

we have it! It makes me giggle!

Mrs.G123

piffle42:

Mrs.G123:

Go the f ck to sleep.

J/k. But I used to think it with dd1all the time.

Do you have the book? It's hilarious.

Ha! Yup.

LorMor

It's bad manners to tweak your mom's nipples while laughing.

DH (from the other room): Thanks, I'll remember that. 

wesleycrusher

mrs.ike:

Mobile: things I never thought I'd say I just told Alice, "Please don't throat punch Mommy." I have also already had to break out "Don't let the dog lick you in the mouth...and please don't lick the dog's face either!" Any gems from yall?

I tell DD not to throat punch me all the time when I have her in the mei tei. 

milkandhoney77

I have poop on my hands! Basically I never thought I would spend so much time talking about poop.