Your H and your period.

bigbootyjudi

You read that right.

This girl at work met this new guy (two days after breaking up with her BD, but whatev). She told him she couldn't have kids for the next 5 years because she has Mirena. He then asked her if she still got periods, to which she said yes, just like she did before Mirena.

Then, he said, "Good because not having it isn't natural and I don't like that. That needs to be cleaned out."

 

I was like, "WTAF?" and she just shrugged it off.

Am I the only one that thinks this is ridiculous? I mean, I haven't had one in two years, so I guess I'm one dirty biitch. I just...can't.

PrimRoseMama

WTF? Its not dirty or anything, what a weirdo. I don't think this person would be so keen on getting a period if it was him getting one. Freakazoid. 

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kellilea

He sounds fun.

Keepyoulockedinthebasementfun.

MintBerryCrunch

Lol at a dude thinking that a period some how cleans a vagina. Damn, that is some dumbass shiit right there.

NotSharknado

So does he think the body just hoards the period in the body like a storage unit?

Your friend should probably raise her standards.

Maebb

Maybe he was just making conversation and trying to be funny, but that's a weird thing to say and a weird thing to talk about early in a relationship.

DH would probably be happy if I never ever had a period as long as we could still have children. He's not a big fan of the whole thing.

RondackHiker

MintBerryCrunch:

Lol at a dude thinking that a period some how cleans a vagina. Damn, that is some dumbass shiit right there.

Blood and clots are CLENSING.

proudworkingmom82

LOL at this whole post but seriously WTH to this dude

jorkz821

What a dumbarse.

olp920

kiraliz2:

MintBerryCrunch:

Lol at a dude thinking that a period some how cleans a vagina. Damn, that is some dumbass shiit right there.

I have an ex who didn't know there were three holes until I told him. He was 24. And also hot.

I think we dated the same guy. He had also never heard of a cuticle. Thought I was making it up.

catycate

That's...odd.

For her information, though, she can get the Mirena out whenever she wants it and have a kid sooner. 

RondackHiker

He sounds like he'd get along with the DH of a poster from the Feb 14 bmb.

He was worried his wife eating spicy Cheetos would burn the baby.

s0ulchicken

I honestly dont think my H has ever given my period, or lack thereof a thought. What an idiot the new BF must be.
Although when discussing douching, my GYN did refer to my vagina as a self cleaning oven. Pretty sure he wasn't talking about my period though!

Runaway22

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fredalina:

No clue but I am so ready to get that *** cut out!

I think of this often. I had a tubal so I'm not on any hormonal BC so my periods are straight from hell. I don't need my lady bits anymore...I kind want someone to just take em out. If Ute transplant becomes a thing I'm donating mine to someone who needs it.

My mom had her baby cage removed and it threw her into menopause overnight... hilarity did not ensue in our household for a while after that.

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