This board is screwing with my head.

shani0112

Couldn't remember where I had set my phone down, instead of saying "where the fk is my phone?" I actually said out loud "where the fLuck is my phone?". Like with the L and all. This made me giggle once I found my flucking phone.

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Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too. 

Sorry if that was offensive to anyone.  

shani0112

Asbromle:

Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too.nbsp;Sorry if that was offensive to anyone. nbsp;

Lmao! Thanks for that!

jackson290721

Asbromle:

Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too.nbsp;Sorry if that was offensive to anyone. nbsp;

aehamilton13

Yup... I now say fluck all.the.time.

MrsFurMom

shani0112:

Couldn't remember where I had set my phone down, instead of saying "where the fk is my phone?" I actually said out loud "where the fLuck is my phone?". Like with the L and all. This made me giggle once I found my flucking phone.

 Is your name Shani? If so, that's awesome! My mom's name is Shani and we rarely meet anyone with that name!

shani0112

MrsFurMom:

shani0112:

Couldn't remember where I had set my phone down, instead of saying "where the fk is my phone?" I actually said out loud "where the fLuck is my phone?". Like with the L and all. This made me giggle once I found my flucking phone.

 Is your name Shani? If so, that's awesome! My mom's name is Shani and we rarely meet anyone with that name!

My name is Shani, pronounced Shaynee. I have never met anyone with my name! Your mom must be pretty great.

MrsFurMom

shani0112:

MrsFurMom:

shani0112:

Couldn't remember where I had set my phone down, instead of saying "where the fk is my phone?" I actually said out loud "where the fLuck is my phone?". Like with the L and all. This made me giggle once I found my flucking phone.

 Is your name Shani? If so, that's awesome! My mom's name is Shani and we rarely meet anyone with that name!

My name is Shani, pronounced Shaynee. I have never met anyone with my name! Your mom must be pretty great.

 Her name is spelled and pronounced the exact same way.  When I was a kid we met a flight attendant with the same name, but that's the only one I've ever met.  BTW, she is pretty awesome.

shani0112

MrsFurMom:

shani0112:

MrsFurMom:

shani0112:

Couldn't remember where I had set my phone down, instead of saying "where the fk is my phone?" I actually said out loud "where the fLuck is my phone?". Like with the L and all. This made me giggle once I found my flucking phone.

 Is your name Shani? If so, that's awesome! My mom's name is Shani and we rarely meet anyone with that name!

My name is Shani, pronounced Shaynee. I have never met anyone with my name! Your mom must be pretty great.

 Her name is spelled and pronounced the exact same way.  When I was a kid we met a flight attendant with the same name, but that's the only one I've ever met.  BTW, she is pretty awesome.

Mobile thumbs up! That is very cool. I bet she understands what it's like being called everything but your actual name. I have heard a million different ways to fluck up my name.

shani0112

Excuse me. "Our name"

Carrie3102

Asbromle:

Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too. 

Sorry if that was offensive to anyone.  

We said fingerbang an orangatang an orgy at the zoo... must just be a regional difference lol I sometimes miss being a kid. 

Liz4444

Asbromle:

Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too.nbsp;Sorry if that was offensive to anyone. nbsp;

We always ended it with "an orgy at the zoo".

I always find myself wanting to type DH in texts and emails instead of Michael and realize no one would know what I was trying to say.

liz&chris1017

Asbromle:

Fluck, fluck, fluck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Gangbang an orangatang...you should try it, too.nbsp;Sorry if that was offensive to anyone. nbsp;

My brother says this all the time but instead of the orangatang line he says... "69 a porcupine, and orgy at the zoo. "