WTF, kids? Why are you both getting up an hour early? And why, oh why are we not having the usual quiet wake up time? Why are both of you already so perked up? WTF? Mama is not a morning person.
Also, WTF, neighbors? You are the loudest azzholes I have ever met. That is a WTF by itself. And we have asked to. Turn the music down a billion times. Now your grand kids are there and....silence. So you clearly get it. You just don't want to. WTF?!
Also, watch your grand kids. WTF, them trying to open the gate to my back yard?! There is a big dog there. Maybe stub out that joint and actually watch those kids. WTF!?
WTF DH. Why do you wake up every single morning exhausted? I get that you are not a morning person by now, but seriously, figure something out with your sleep.
WTF sickness?? DS1 hasn't been sick at all since he had a horrid case of strep last October. This morning he wakes up and doesn't want breakfast, has a low grade fever, and just wants to lay on the couch. It's summer, we're on break, and NOW he gets sick? Summer sickness is the worst.
WTF DH. Why do you wake up every single morning exhausted? I get that you are not a morning person by now, but seriously, figure something out with your sleep.
This is my DH, too. He can barely get himself ready in the morning while I run around and manage to get myself and two kids ready to go out the door in the same amount of time. Drives me batty.
WTF Time? Slow the f'uck down. There's no way my baby girl should be a 6th grader already!
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
WTF week, where did you go? How is it already Wednesday? How am I going to be ready to move on Friday, with all the good bye lunches and anniversary dinners and stuff. WTF stuff, can't you pack yourself?
I don't know if it's PMS or this new job but I'm just not pleasant right now. Everything is grinding my gears. I think I miss my friends at my old job. I'm a bit lost without someone to talk to about random silly stuff. DH is getting on my nerves because when it's the three of us at home DD has his 105% attention and he can't just talk like a normal person to me around her.
I've been on some 5HTP for awhile and I might need to drop it and see if that is causing this - even though it's supposed to have the opposite effect.
WTF DH?! Stop being such a delicate flower over the dumbest things! I simply asked why you left a puddle of water on the bathroom floor, and didn't clean it up! Now thanks to your frailty, we aren't speaking because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
WTF Dark Chocolate Covered Goji Berries! Stop being so delicious! Nom Nom Nom...
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
Re: WTF Wednesday
Also, WTF, neighbors? You are the loudest azzholes I have ever met. That is a WTF by itself. And we have asked to. Turn the music down a billion times. Now your grand kids are there and....silence. So you clearly get it. You just don't want to. WTF?!
Also, watch your grand kids. WTF, them trying to open the gate to my back yard?! There is a big dog there. Maybe stub out that joint and actually watch those kids. WTF!?
This is my DH, too. He can barely get himself ready in the morning while I run around and manage to get myself and two kids ready to go out the door in the same amount of time. Drives me batty.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
WTF my mood these days
I don't know if it's PMS or this new job but I'm just not pleasant right now. Everything is grinding my gears. I think I miss my friends at my old job. I'm a bit lost without someone to talk to about random silly stuff. DH is getting on my nerves because when it's the three of us at home DD has his 105% attention and he can't just talk like a normal person to me around her.
I've been on some 5HTP for awhile and I might need to drop it and see if that is causing this - even though it's supposed to have the opposite effect.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae