Texts from last night: Wine O Mite Edition

Wine O Mite

So yeah, if you all didn't know by now, I drink a lot when I go out.  The funniest text conversation ever happened on Saturday night and of course reading it the next morning was probably the best thing ever to happen to me.

I'm the blue/green text.

 

 

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krptcmschfmkr128:

This thread apparently has to wait until I get home. All PIP blocked by work. Boo.

It's completely worth it.  I promise you that. 

EMOmamma

Wine O Mite:

krptcmschfmkr128:

This thread apparently has to wait until I get home. All PIP blocked by work. Boo.

It's completely worth it.  I promise you that. 

I concur.  Thanks for the monday giggle wine o 

suv75

Epic! Bahahahaha!

Wine O Mite

And look at this denial.  LOL

 

FrickandFrack

Hilarious!

missyishere

F'ucking autocorrect

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Spooko:

LOL What were you drinking?!

A lot of wine. 

Wine O Mite

missyishere:

F'ucking autocorrect

You like how I was trying to blame Autocorrect?  Go home Wino, you are drunk. Autocorrect is sober.

missyishere

Wine O Mite:

missyishere:

F'ucking autocorrect

You like how I was trying to blame Autocorrect?  Go home Wino, you are drunk. Autocorrect is sober.

Autocorrect prolly didn't help that hangover either, did it?! F'ucking autocorrect.

Wine O Mite

missyishere:

Wine O Mite:

missyishere:

F'ucking autocorrect

You like how I was trying to blame Autocorrect?  Go home Wino, you are drunk. Autocorrect is sober.

Autocorrect prolly didn't help that hangover either, did it?! F'ucking autocorrect.

I'm still hungover. 

Hesterlicious

Wine O Mite

gwinnygirl:

My fave is "Just wait until I get home." "Why?" "Cause I can't Troy." "?" "Exactly."

 

Oh yes, that part makes me laugh.

My co-worker must think i'm nuts back here laughing.

 

LaceFace14

Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

MrsT0514

This shiit is flucking hilarious. Love it!

missyishere

Wine O Mite:

missyishere:

Autocorrect prolly didn't help that hangover either, did it?! F'ucking autocorrect.

I'm still hungover. 

Still hungover?! Thanks, Obama.

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MommyKristin88

Wine O Mite:

Spooko:

LOL What were you drinking?!

A lot of wine. 

Dang, wine does that to you? LOL, how much did you drink!?!??!

You should probably not use your phone while drunk lol

Wine O Mite

MommyKristin88:

Wine O Mite:

Spooko:

LOL What were you drinking?!

A lot of wine. 

Dang, wine does that to you? LOL, how much did you drink!?!??!

You should probably not use your phone while drunk lol

I'm not really sure, but I'm going to assume I drank around 2 bottles of wine.  It was a rough day at Ikea with the StbXH. 

Runaway22

MommyKristin88:

Wine O Mite:

Spooko:

LOL What were you drinking?!

A lot of wine. 

Dang, wine does that to you? LOL, how much did you drink!?!??!

You should always use your phone while drunk lol

FTFY