Funny things your kid says

RondackHiker

The other day I was helping DS get dressed and he started to poke my boobs, saying "pop! Pop! Pop!"

Yesterday he climbed into bed with me, rested his head on my braless chest and yelped "Mommy! You've popped!"

Eta: Please share your stories!

LoveActually4

DS wouldn't play with his favourite toy [a puppy figurine] because puppy was bring "too rude".

RondackHiker

Mom2Oli:

oye ve, this is the most recent, while peeing on his potty, he pulls his penis up and says "mommy, I got a booboo on my penis!" pointing to the hole. so I explained that's where pee comes out from. Now he points at it every morning and says, "that's where my pee comes from."

DS went through a stage where he was very worried about the hole in his penis. He'd scream every time he saw it and yell about the hole in his penis. The worst was at a kid's museum. He yelled, I said "all boys have holes there" and then there were five or six little voices yelling, "Mommy! Do I have a hole in my penis?!"

I caused mass panic.

LaurelBee

RondackHiker:

Mom2Oli:

oye ve, this is the most recent, while peeing on his potty, he pulls his penis up and says "mommy, I got a booboo on my penis!" pointing to the hole. so I explained that's where pee comes out from. Now he points at it every morning and says, "that's where my pee comes from."

DS went through a stage where he was very worried about the hole in his penis. He'd scream every time he saw it and yell about the hole in his penis. The worst was at a kid's museum. He yelled, I said "all boys have holes there" and then there were five or six little voices yelling, "Mommy! Do I have a hole in my penis?!" I caused mass panic.

Hahaha

ppants

DD sleeps with an old fleece shirt of mine.  She asked me to wear it around the shouse so "it would get more Mommy smell on it".  Then then took a big whiff of the sleeve and said it was the best smell ever.

KJmashup

DS randomly bursts out in song, specifically the "Happy Birthday" song.

Roseypants

My daughter now likes to pull up her shirt and say "my mipples!". Have no idea where she got that one!

LadyXaverian

eddy321:

DD likes making up words and sounds to familiar songs. The other day in the bathtub, she started singing, "The vagina and the butt, the vagina and the butt, hi ho the derry-o, the vagina and the butt!"

I couldn't stop laughing. 

This is hilarious, and I'll probably be singing to myself for half of the day.

Nora does this too, but she uses nonsense words.

outnumbered

My youngest (almost 4) pronounces spaghetti as sweaty.  Somehow he has dropped the meat in meatballs.  I asked him what he wanted for dinner when we were food shopping.  He started singing 'I want sweaty balls, I want sweaty balls'.

TheBub

mrs_sexy:

DD sleeps with an old fleece shirt of mine.  She asked me to wear it around the shouse so "it would get more Mommy smell on it".  Then then took a big whiff of the sleeve and said it was the best smell ever.

 I melted a little.

stilts1

Anytime my DD does someting by herself she screams "MY DID IT!!!"  Or if she's naked she'll yell "My Naked!".  It's cute

turnthepaige

KJmashup:

DS randomly bursts out in song, specifically the "Happy Birthday" song.

DS has learned that birthdays and cake go together, so he will sometimes randomly do this, and then ask "I have a cake?" or randomly say, "Happy Birthday, mommy! Cake?"

Also, the other day DH had a bad coughing fit and I asked him, "are you OK, honey?" Ever since then DS has randomly been going up to DH and asking him "you OK, honey?"

AKbadwolf

My 10 yr old taught my 2 yr old to sing the song Fish Heads.  Now she walks around singing "Fish heads, fish heads eat them yum" in her little 2 yr voice. 

proudworkingmom82

I've shared this before but it's so cute.  About a month ago DD was bugging me about all these places she wanted to go (Disney world, Sea world, the beach, all of which we live far from)  and I told her I would love to to but that money didn't grow on trees.  The next day she was watching cartoons and a commercial for the lending tree came on and they had a money tree.  She came running into the kitchen, "Mommy, mommy, money really does grow on trees" She was so excited.  All I could do was crack up laughing.  

proudworkingmom82

krptcmschfmkr128:

I've barely seen my kid much lately because of everything going on trying to get this house ready to move Last night, though, she was pointing out where her boo boo used to be (she'd skinned her knee pretty bad a week or two ago), and I said "Cassi! Your boo boo got better! It went bye byes!" And she starts singing "Boo booooooooo go bye byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!"

That's too cute! 

proudworkingmom82

eddy321:

DD likes making up words and sounds to familiar songs. The other day in the bathtub, she started singing, "The vagina and the butt, the vagina and the butt, hi ho the derry-o, the vagina and the butt!"

I couldn't stop laughing. 

 OMG that's hilarious, I would be dying laughing.