McDonald's for 1 year old

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SookieFrackhouse68:

Once, CG decided to surprise him with a duck wearing a bowtie because she thought it would be cute. Shitt went awry around the part where she procured a duck with a bowtie. It proceeded to go rabid wombat on unsuspecting passerby, including John. Sherlock was out harpooning a pig at the time and was fortunately not injured in Duckgate 2013, but he was not impressed with the feathers left in his underwear drawer that CG claims were from the duck, even though they were fcvking pink.

What happened to the bowtied duck? Or is that a metaphor for a "dressed up" CG?

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My first 1 year old never had McDonalds.

My second 1 year old had McDonalds a few times that year.

Sometimes it works out just right.  You need to stuff some food in your kid between daycare and swim lessons and McDonalds will do that.  A burger, apple slices and milk certainly won't kill them.

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shopgirl78

ridesbuttons:

My first 1 year old never had McDonalds.

My second 1 year old had McDonalds a few times that year.

Sometimes it works out just right.  You need to stuff some food in your kid between daycare and swim lessons and McDonalds will do that.  A burger, apple slices and milk certainly won't kill them.

Ditto.  With each consecutive kid, the age for first fast food went down.  I would guess that my youngest was under one ; ).   Add that to starting PreK (oldest), 2 parent working household, and having extra curricular activities (dance, swimming, etc)...life gets busy.   Esp in a small-ish town, where there are less options.    I would guess we go once every few weeks but are about to have karate and swimming lessons BTB with a 45 min break between (also @ dinner time).   I wouldn't put it past me to pick up McDonalds once each week (2 weeks of swimming lessons)...

And we love our puddle jumper!  My 5 & 7 year can swim but my 3 year old loves his.   

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SookieFrackhouse68 said:

Once, CG decided to surprise him with a duck wearing a bowtie because she thought it would be cute. Shitt went awry around the part where she procured a duck with a bowtie. It proceeded to go rabid wombat on unsuspecting passerby, including John. Sherlock was out harpooning a pig at the time and was fortunately not injured in Duckgate 2013, but he was not impressed with the feathers left in his underwear drawer that CG claims were from the duck, even though they were fcvking pink.

I opened this thread expecting 7 pages on people freaking the hell out and decided not to even read it. So I skipped to the last page and THIS was the first thing I saw.

I fucking love you.

SGC29

Soo, fast food tho.

I rally rally like McDonald's bagels with cheese and bacon in the morning. I ask for no egg because I am not sure what is actually in the egg. I like to eat the cheese that is stuck to the wrapper last. 

Disgusting. I iz it.

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Motherfucker this thread is from JUNE?