Belly blunders

Britnpat · June 2013

Lets talk about stories where the size of your belly surprised you. Mine happened at work, I was computer charting and had typed a note to the physician. I was attempting to use the mouse and click acknowledge but it wouldn't let me! My belly was resting on the space bar!!! I didn't think I was THAT big, but it did make me giggle to myself

nahawley82 · June 2013

Everytime I take one of my million pee breaks and my husband is shaving in bathroom, he scoots over leaving a tiny space, each time, I tell him I'm much bigger than that!! Surprising him more than me!

babyk1228 · June 2013

I was sitting in bed using my laptop the other day and couldn't figure out why the mouse wasn't moving with my finger on the mouse pad..because my belly was touching it and it was picking up my belly instead of my finger! Lol.

I also bump into people I'm walking close to all the time without realizing my belly sticks out that far!

alicialeighk · June 2013

I was just letting my dog outside, and as I was standing there I had forgotten what pj shorts I put on this morning.. So i looked down to see... and I couldnt. Lol.

M0ON · June 2013

I knocked over a small folding table because I forgot I'm twice as big around the middle.

YellowLily2013 · June 2013

nahawley82:
Everytime I take one of my million pee breaks and my husband is shaving in bathroom, he scoots over leaving a tiny space, each time, I tell him I'm much bigger than that!! Surprising him more than me!

Yep! We have a tiny bathroom and I can't get past DH when he's at the sink. It's pretty funny.

thegoodpotato · June 2013

Bathroom story for me, too... Was going pee and when I went to wipe, I literally tried to move my belly aside with my other hand, like it was something I was wearing instead of a fully attached part of my own body...

Lelo2006 · June 2013

The other day I ran into the side of some cubicles while I was turning the corner. It shook all the cubicles all the way down. Everyone was super concerned that I whacked my belly but once they realized I was ok, they were all cracking up. It didnt hurt at all, it just sounded really loud and shook everything. I laughed and said, ok, guess the last time I did that my stomach was totally flat!