In middle school and high school, I'd practice writing my sig with other people's last names just to see how it looked. I wouldn't even be attracted to the person, but I'd still check out my FN with their LN.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

Re: s/o Signatures (does this make me creepy?)
I always said that I was going to marry someone with the last name Allison, so my name could be Allison Allison.
I only ever met one guy with the last name Allison, and he was gay...Sads.
I know a lady named Karen Caron... not sure if it was intentional or not..