Twat Waffle Tuesday

Jdismybug1

Anyone have a nomination to share?

I nominate myself for not waking up on time when i heard the alarm. I ended up dragging my makeup bag to work bc i was running really late.

RondackHiker

My entire high school class. This is our ten year reunion and trying to plan it is like an epic battle of tantrums. "I want THIS" "But I want THAT!" "I don't care, but y'all know I'm going to streak no matter where we are, right?"

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

LaylaPartDeux

andrea99:

RondackHiker:

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

   Not cool.

Um. Wow. I'm pretty sure that assholio wins the Twatwaffle Tuesday award.

LoveActually4

andrea99:

RondackHiker:

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

   Not cool.

I double nominate this guy.

startingover10423

My supervisor. We had an issue last night while closing. I called her EIGHT TIMES and she didn't answer. We eventually figured it out, but I'm sorry, if you're a supervisor, you should be able to be reached during business hours. UGH!!!

LoveActually4

I would also like to nominate my body and my husband.

I threw my back out picking up DS yesterday. I've never thrown it our before, omg the pain. So I took 2 ibuprofen and ever since my stomach has been on fire. So my back is tweaked, I feel like I'm on fire from the inside and MH is sooooo not being helpful at all.

/vent over

fancynewbeesly

I nominate myself. We had Reese's birthday party on Sunday. She got sick in the middle of it, but has been fine since.  Initially, we thought it was the Benadryl on an empty stomach. Because right after she got sick she was her normal self.

however, now we suspect a stomach bug since so many people have caught it.  I feel terrible. Like really really guilty.  

RondackHiker

mamaREB29:

andrea99:

RondackHiker:

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

   Not cool.

I double nominate this guy.

My friend just shared something else. His relationship status changed. His girlfriend agrees with our assessment of his character.

bearfootz

I nominate my coworker.  Her facebook status was about the "biggest tragedy" of the tornado - the horse farm that was hit.  Don't get me wrong, it is sad that animals lost their lives as well - but don't diminish the loss of human lives by comparing it to the loss of animals.  I think this irks me more than normal since her last post was a rambling brag session about how she's basically super woman and takes care of her children (teenage step children that she normally treats like crap), her horses, her "country estate"(give me a break, it's a run down house on a few acres), her full time job (she pays bills, surfs the net and talks the majority of the day) and blah blah blah.  I really need to utilize that block feature on facebook.

gnomemom

My lungs. I don't know what is going on, but my asthma just keeps getting worse and worse. I wake up at night wheezing and barely able to breathe. Oh, and I forgot my inhaler at home today, so I'm all out of breath and can barely say a phone number without having to stop for breath.

Honorable mention for DH for constantly bugging me about all the shitz I need to do. I know I have a lot of stuff to do; I just don't have time to do it. I have all of 2 hours in the evenings to get everything done, and I am running myself ragged. I just had a 3 day weekend, in which I took over watching DS the whole time to give DH a break, since he's a SAHD. I barely sat down once because I was cleaning, making baby food, taking care of pet issues, taking care of DH, etc. And DH still had the audacity to ask me when I was going to assemble the side table I bought for the nursery a couple of weeks ago.

I swear, if he asks me one more time, I am going to lose my shiit on him. He got to play video games all weekend...I never get even an hour to do whatever the fluck I want. He works hard with DS during the week and does get a lot of stuff done around the house, but it really isn't realistic to split all the housework 50/50 when he is home all day and I'm working full time. When am I going to pick up dog poop in the yard? Um, how about never. kthx.

RondackHiker

Starearedkid:

I nominate myself. We had Reese's birthday party on Sunday. She got sick in the middle of it, but has been fine since. nbsp;Initially, we thought it was the Benadryl on an empty stomach. Because right after she got sick she was her normal self.however, now we suspect a stomach bug since so many people have caught it. nbsp;I feel terrible. Like really really guilty. nbsp;

I did this once. I thought I had food poisoning and went to a party two days later. That night ds and dh got sick. Then everyone at the party, including five pregnant ladies.

I'm horrible.

LoveActually4

RondackHiker:

Starearedkid:

I nominate myself. We had Reese's birthday party on Sunday. She got sick in the middle of it, but has been fine since. nbsp;Initially, we thought it was the Benadryl on an empty stomach. Because right after she got sick she was her normal self.however, now we suspect a stomach bug since so many people have caught it. nbsp;I feel terrible. Like really really guilty. nbsp;

I did this once. I thought I had food poisoning and went to a party two days later. That night ds and dh got sick. Then everyone at the party, including five pregnant ladies.

I'm horrible.

I did it too, with norwalk. DS1 only threw up once and was fine so I assumed it was something he ate. I had my parents over for dinner that night and by the end of the week, I had gone into early labor and DS2 a month early because of it, my mom had to be hospitalized from dehydration and my SD passed out from it and hit her head and needed stitches.

All my fault.

fancynewbeesly

RondackHiker:

Starearedkid:

I nominate myself. We had Reese's birthday party on Sunday. She got sick in the middle of it, but has been fine since. nbsp;Initially, we thought it was the Benadryl on an empty stomach. Because right after she got sick she was her normal self.however, now we suspect a stomach bug since so many people have caught it. nbsp;I feel terrible. Like really really guilty. nbsp;

I did this once. I thought I had food poisoning and went to a party two days later. That night ds and dh got sick. Then everyone at the party, including five pregnant ladies. I'm horrible.

I feel terrible. If I suspected it was being sick, I would have quarantined her upstairs and lysoled everything downstairs. It was within the first 30 minutes of the party too that she got sick. She was tired and whiny in the morning, but since she had Benadryl--I thought it was because of that. And after she got sick she was 100% better and back to her normal self.

I still feel terrible. I didn't get it bad--my stomach and back hurt yesterday but I feel fine today--so I am hoping that is all that happens to the guests. My MIL, BIL, DH, Dad and Mom caught it bad though. (They were the big ones around my daughter and cleaning up the mess) 

RondackHiker

krptcmschfmkr128:

RondackHiker:

mamaREB29:

andrea99:

RondackHiker:

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

   Not cool.

I double nominate this guy.

My friend just shared something else. His relationship status changed. His girlfriend agrees with our assessment of his character.

I take it you mean "Former" girlfriend?

Yes, yes I did. Sorry for the confusion.

acaudill75

My boss.

She told me that I should have no problem wearing any clothing my work mandates me because I am thin. The heavier women get a pass on the strict protocol because they feel uncomfortable in their own skin.

Um, I feel uncomfortable, a lot. And weight has nothing to do with it. Way to be a sizest.

lildevil968

RondackHiker:

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

For the win!

lildevil968

I nominate the agency I work for. Thousands of people, including myself, are being furloughed 1 day a week to save the government money, but yet the annual sodding of the grass has commenced. They do this to every base around the world, and spend millions of dollars of doing it, while thousands of people are  taking a financial hit. It's a slap in the face.

bearfootz

lildevil968:

I nominate the agency I work for. Thousands of people, including myself, are being furloughed 1 day a week to save the government money, but yet the annual sodding of the grass has commenced. They do this to every base around the world, and spend millions of dollars of doing it, while thousands of people are  taking a financial hit. It's a slap in the face.

But as long as the place looks pretty we can ignore the workers that are getting screwed over, right? 

It's not just a government frame of mind, I see it all the time. Urgh!

bearfootz

Igoo0304:

My own twatwaffle nomination goes to the person who is quickly becoming my former BFF. She wanted to make plans with me on a day I have a RPL follow-up. I told her why I couldn't go with her, and she said "oh, you're still going on about that, huh? When are you going to give up?" Then she told me about her latest u/s for her third baby. 

What?!?  Is she normally that b*tchy or has the 3rd kid sucked what was left of her brain cells?

LoveActually4

I just got an email saying our daycare fees are going up! So, daycare director, you've earned yourself a TW nomination!

I hope your new 30 dollar/month "admin fee" helps put gas in your new Lexus...biatch....

MrsGoodkat

CTGirl30:

I also nominate Mother Nature. I am not ready for this level of disgusting humidity and I hate sweating. What's worse is sweating when you are 9 months pregnant and ready to keel over as it is.

It's only in the 70s here and not even humid, it's actual beautiful, but I'm still sweating like a beast and I'm not even pregnant. I would be happy if it never got any warmer than this all summer. I really dislike the heat. 

I guess I will nominate my 38DDs. I'd really love to go braless in the summer.  

NativeFloridian

I nominate myself for making DD1 miss school because I didn't want to get up to get her ready this morning after DS woke me up every two hours from about 10 pm onward.

If that's not allowed, I nominate Nicki Minaj because I always default to Nicki Minaj when I think of a Twat Waffle.

LuckyDad

RondackHiker:

My entire high school class. This is our ten year reunion and trying to plan it is like an epic battle of tantrums. "I want THIS" "But I want THAT!" "I don't care, but y'all know I'm going to streak no matter where we are, right?"

to the streaker

 Planning stuff like this is such a thankless job. I would never do it

lollitots

I nominate my sister, who just called to tell me that she is coming to visit in two weeks, and staying for 6 weeks. However, she doesn't share her schedule (which days she is going to be at my house, my sisters house, vacationing). Um, I don't mind her visiting (she lives outside the country and our Mom, which is near me, is not well), but I do have plans for this summer and would like more info and it a bit of a long visit. I already have vacation plans so I may not be here for part of it. Oh, and this time she is bringing her family. Ugh.

SandiaPinaMama

Igoo0304:

RondackHiker:

My entire high school class. This is our ten year reunion and trying to plan it is like an epic battle of tantrums. "I want THIS" "But I want THAT!" "I don't care, but y'all know I'm going to streak no matter where we are, right?"

A friend of a friend. She shared his status on Facebook. He is whining about having to work today, and said he wished he lived in Oklahoma so he could have today off.

My 10-year is this summer too, and it's amazing to see the people who clearly haven't grown up much since graduation...

And WTF to that guy!

My own twatwaffle nomination goes to the person who is quickly becoming my former BFF. She wanted to make plans with me on a day I have a RPL follow-up. I told her why I couldn't go with her, and she said "oh, you're still going on about that, huh? When are you going to give up?" Then she told me about her latest u/s for her third baby. 

What a peach. Get that biitch outta your life.

bearfootz

lildevil968:

I nominate the agency I work for. Thousands of people, including myself, are being furloughed 1 day a week to save the government money, but yet the annual sodding of the grass has commenced. They do this to every base around the world, and spend millions of dollars of doing it, while thousands of people are  taking a financial hit. It's a slap in the face.

I'm guessing this will anger you more than sod https://www.nbcnews.com/business/bonuses-top-federal-workers-know-no-sequester-6C10012962

ferris0906

I nominate grocery store idiots, specifically people who use the "self checkout" with a cart FULL of groceries, their month's worth of produce, and/or a stack of coupons.  If you are going to have to have an employee stand there and help you check out, then go to the full service check out.  I'm standing here with a carton of milk waiting for 15 minutes while you try to find the code for organic blueberries.  Seriously, I hate you.

lildevil968

Bearfootz:

lildevil968:

I nominate the agency I work for. Thousands of people, including myself, are being furloughed 1 day a week to save the government money, but yet the annual sodding of the grass has commenced. They do this to every base around the world, and spend millions of dollars of doing it, while thousands of people are  taking a financial hit. It's a slap in the face.

I'm guessing this will anger you more than sod https://www.nbcnews.com/business/bonuses-top-federal-workers-know-no-sequester-6C10012962

I feel like I just got 50 gallons of piss poured in my wheaties