You know you're pregnant with multiples when...

Mrs.AshAsh

Okay, so to start this off, I must begin by saying this is my 3rd pregnancy.  On top of that, twins.  So, bladder leakage happens every now and again.  Usually I'm at home and can hop on the toilet before anything "big" happens and go about my day.  Today is a different story...

 So the kids and I got ready to get out of the house today.  I just really needed to get out, I have been so hormonal and emotional lately and just staying inside was bugging me so bad.  We went and got gas and we drove through the car wash. Then, I decided to take a trip to the Burlington by our house (they have the carseat/stroller set that I have my eye on and I wanted to see the pattern in person). We get there and go inside and it happens... my allergies decided to show up. I sneezed...okay. Sneezed again...this better stop. Sneezed again...where is my damn tissue at to blow my damn nose?! DS (20 mths) is fake sneezing in the front of the cart, DD (4 yrs old) is doing spins in the middle of the aisle. Sneeze, Sneeze, Sneeze... finally, found the tissue...and just in time because I'm about to piss myself (even though I really don't feel like I have to go at all). Sneeze...PLEASE STOP!! DS is laughing, I'm still sneezing. He's leaning halfway out the cart reaching for the top of a stroller and is pushing and pulling it (we were in the baby section)...DD, still singing and spinning and looking at baby things...me, still sneeze after sneeze after sneeze. ***, I just peed a little...well, it wasn't that much, I'll just grab what I need and go. Sneeze...***, I just went a little more. WTF, I don't even have to pee...stay INSIDE!! Run to the maternity section...SNEEZE. There it is... yep. Wet my pants (not like dripping down your legs wet but clearly visible pee wet spot wet, not to give TMI but I also didn't want you to think I was standing in a huge wet spot...haha)!!! LMFAO. OMG, what am I going to do?! I grab a pair of shorts and some underpants and look around for someone to tell them I'm going to go change my shorts and I will pay for the new pair. NOONE IN SIGHT. Sneeze. STOP ALREADY. So, I get my cell phone out, blow my nose a bit more and look up the number to the store. I call and ask for the maternity/baby section...it rings for about 90 seconds and then I see someone coming. I try to stop her and she says, "I gotta grab this, I'll be right with you...". She answers, I speak, she looks at me. LOL. I tell her what happened and she got so red for me and told me just to go to the restroom and change and she would bring the tags to the front and explain what happened. We went home after that. Lol. I should've just stayed home... but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it.  

And when I tell my son that he owes me for sitting on my bladder...at least I really have a story to back it up.  Lol.  

Hope you got a chuckle out of this. 

aliwisewoman

OMG lady! That's hilarious! And so awful! I've never been a multiple sneezer and this story makes me so grateful that I'm not. ONE sneeze can make me leak! LOL 

mirnb

haha I would have ran out of that store as fast as I could! Too funny!

Mrs.AshAsh

I have been feeling so hormonal lately that I just needed to get out and NOTHING was gonna stop me. Why I didnt look for a restroom is beyond me. I guess I thought I could squeeze and hold it until I got out of the store. Idk if we are allowed to take anything for allergies while pregnant but honestly, I wouldnt even if I was "allowed". It was quite the experience. At least I can laugh about it...and share to give others laughs too.

Mrs.AshAsh

sing4mysavior:

oh my word! you poor thing!somebody's gonna be grounded right outta the womb!nbsp;

I already grounded him...hes confined to his "womb". Lol. That was awful!! Haha

angelfire02

OMG thank you so much for this story, you helped make my rough stuck at home day a little better!  Glad you got yourself some new shorts out of the deal and yes, your son will owe you big time!